April 1

Ol’ Tom ‘ere. I suppose you Muggles aren’t so bad. Might as well let these editors carry on…jus’ turn my head, that’s all. What the Ministry don’t know won’t hurt ’em, and you Muggles are harder to clear out than a stack o’ spining billywigs, so I’m taking me an extended holiday. Have a round of Butterbeer on the house and mind the pub while I’m gone – there’s a good’un.