J.K. Rowling Article on Parody Site
Jun 16, 2004
Many TLC readers have emailed that mock newspaper The Onion reports that author J.K. Rowling has abandoned the Harry Potter series because she has discovered – puberty:
According to [publicist] Knowles, instead of working on the as-yet-untitled sixth installment in her series, Rowling has spent the past two months sunning herself at the beach, reading fashion magazines, and talking on the phone for hours.
Please note that The Onion states that it is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.