New Hi-Res Half-Blood Prince Pic

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Mar 20, 2008

Posted by Melissa Anelli
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Thanks to WB, you can see the most recently release HBP pic in high-resolution here in our galleries! In the picture, Harry seems to be showing Hermione the Half-Blood Prince book – just for fun, write some dialogue to go with it in the comments and we’ll add the best or funniest to this article.

(For example, Dragonsiblings gives us our first: “Harry: ‘No, seriously, it’s signed by J.K. Rowling herself…’” Hah! Keep ‘em coming!)

Some great ones so far:

Jared says:
Harry: ”…and this is me in Equus…”

Bushybrownhairedknowitall offers:
Harry: “The ingredients are right here. See? It says ˜One full bowl of walnuts’.”

Solo says:
Harry: “See, in DH you do have to kiss me. Quit denying it.”
Hermione: “Maybe they can CGI it so I don’t have to.”
Ron: [thinking] Dream on, Harry, she’s so mine.”

Muggle1963 says:
Harry: “Here is a book that tells how to keep alive while wondering aimlessly around a forest for 8 months!”

Rachel says:
Hermione: “Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches? Ron, what is this?
Ron: “Traitor.”

beckett comes in with a meta-winner:
Emma: “They said WHAT about me on Leaky?”





559 Responses to New Hi-Res Half-Blood Prince Pic

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w00t! I’m first!

That’s cool. Hopefully this is the start of a lot more pics coming.

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Thanks WB! Now I can see the Trio correctly and my eyes dont hurt! So many news about HP films lately….I want more and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It’s cool! But it’s not enough… I WANT GINNY!!!

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Harry: “No seriously, It’s signed by J.K. Rowling herself…”

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Nice pic.

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To quote a line from DH “That’s Spectacular!”. I’d like to have a poster of that.

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Harry: “I’ve finally found a book Hermione hasn’t read.”

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Good one DragonSiblings!

But I’ll go with: ” Look at the handwriting. It can´t possibly be a girl! I KNOW it’s a bloke!”

And THIS is why JKR sells billions of copies and nobody knows who i am…

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Harry: ”’ve finally found a book Hermione hasn’t read.”

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Harry: “I’ve finally found a book Hermione hasn’t read.”

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Harry: “Look at this list of ingredients! Do they mean a whole moose?”

Hermione: (eyeroll)

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so THAT’s what Ron’s eating! I wondered if it was cockroach clusters, but no, just walnuts.

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Suggested captionHARRY: I can’t believe you haven’t read this!.

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LOL F.N. Owl!

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yeeyy i love getting photos!! release more WB pleeaseeee.. some harry/ginny ron/hermione stuff :) x

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‘Hermione i’ve got something to tell you, em who ever own’s this book never wrapped it in a plastic cover to protect it’s original quality…...and….im sorry hermione rons spilled pumpkin juice on it this morning.’ ‘What…...are you sure…...oh my god…..Ron how could you have been so stupid.’

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Harry: “Yes Hermione! Is Melissa’s upcoming book”

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“I just found it – I know! It’s got my name on the front! Although I’ve got no idea what ‘deathly hallows’ are… But that’s not all, you’re in here! And Ron, and Ginny, and Neville – even Snape! ...You know, I think if we read this, we’ll find out exactly how to defeat Voldemort!”

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“No, Hermione-THIS is the twelfth use for Dragon’s Blood! See-‘oven-cleaner’!”

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Ruddy strike-through!

“No, Hermione – THIS is the twelfth use for Dragon’s Blood! See – ‘oven-cleaner’!”

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“It’s brilliant! It tells you everything you need to know about dealing with blokes! (like the one hovering back there)”

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Harry: “Did you read this chapter yet? Rowling actually kills me off!”

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“I just found it – I know! It’s got my name on the front! Although I’ve got no idea what ‘deathly hallows’ are… But that’s not all, you’re in here! And Ron, and Ginny, and Neville – even Snape! ...You know, I think if we read this, we’ll find out exactly how to defeat Voldemort!”

Posted by Orithyia on March 20, 2008 @ 01:52 PM

Very good-I love this one.

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Giggles

Ron has nuts…

Why is Emma’s hair so blonde? I know they’ve been “prettying” Hermione up in every movie, buy changing her hair color…

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Harry: “This is the book I found on top of Ron’s trunk. It’s rather dirty, maybe you should confiscate it!”

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Harry: “Look, Hermione. It [i]is[/i] written by a guy—What girl would draw [i]this[/i]?” :/

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Harry: “Um, Hermione, I got this self-help book for you, I thought you might find it useful. It’s called ‘Clueless Boys and the Women Who Love Them: How a Flock of Mad Canaries Can Help Soothe Your Wounded Soul’.”

Eh, LAME. But it was the best I could do.

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I don’t have any awesome ideas, but I just wanted to say… I thought the book would have been lot bigger than that!

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Ashley, not lame, BRILLIANT! I love it!

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Harry: “No seriously, you end up with Ron. Enough dilly-dallying.” Hermione: “But, I…” Harry: “Look, it’s all in here. You totally score!” Hermione: “Really?” Harry: “Really.” Ron: ”...awesome.”

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‘Wow! A copy her lawyers didn’t get to!’

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Orithyia, that’s awesome…

Harry: “The ingredients are right here. See? It says ‘One full bowl of walnuts’.”

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Harry: “See Hermione, you’ve been voted the sexiest witch in the wizarding world by Witches Vogue magazine.”

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“Can you believe the size of this book? See Hermione, not all fantastic books are 5 million pgs thick.” :P

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Ron has some uh… large nuts there… hehe!

This really is a fantastic trio picture, probably the best I’ve seen yet. All 3 of them look fantastic.

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Harry: “Look for yourselfes Hermione…That line DOES belong to Ron”

Hermione thinking: “what´s up with Kloves????”

Ron thinking: “I want my own bloody line…or else….”

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LoL Sonja! Good one. If I had any say at all, I’d vote for yours.

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Haha they are actually eating WALNUTS!!! hahaha

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Harry: See in DH you do have to kiss me. Quit denying it.

Hermione: Maybe than can CGI it so I don’t have to.

Ron: (thinking) Dream on Harry, she’s so mine.

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“Harry, remember the last incident involving a stray book?”

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Harry:Look,Hermione I’ve also got a copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard and Jo personally gave it to me.It’s even dedicated to me!

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Hermione, I no Your a Prefect and all but you cant take this book away from me!!! Harry said Hermione do you think you can make a copy of this book for me i mean you are so much better at that kind of stuff than i am? Ron Said No!! Ron i will Not!! you guys are lucky im not turning it in to Madame Pince!!! Hermione said You wouldnt?! Ron and Harry exclaimed together

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Harry:...and this is me in Equus…

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Awesome pic! I can’t wait for the movie!

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http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7438/slugae5.jpg

It’s SLUGHORN !!!!

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Ron: (thinking) Who cares what’s written in that stupid book! I got my nuts. I got my girl. Romantic fire. Now, how do I make Harry disappear?

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And it’s Jared for the WIN! Seriously, that one is fantastic.

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a combination of Jared and Solo

Harry:...and this is me in Equus…

Ron: (thinking) Who cares! I got my nuts.

sorry, tasteless…

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Anne, you owe me a new keyboard! I just sputtered my iced tea all over it when I read your comment. ;)

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Harry: Here, Hermione, here girl whistles and tempts with book

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OK, my message got screwed up, ghrrrr, it should say:

Harry: Here, Hermione, here girl (whistles and tempts with book).

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Harry: Is this one of your schoolbooks? It’s got Mrs. Hermione Weasley written all over it.

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See, it says so right here in the rules! Title IV, section 16-202. Hermione is supposed to wear BLUE, not pink!

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Harry: “Here is a book that tells how to keep alive while wondering aimlessly around a forest for 8 months!”

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Dan: “Emma, Rupert’s got an interview in 10 minutes” Emma: “Oh no, he’s going to yeah-cool them to death” Dan “No, look, I wrote a few more elaborate answers for him”

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Harry: “It says,

‘H.B.P. & (L.E., scratched out) (L.V. scratched out) A.P.W.B.D.

Best Friends Forever!’”

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Harry: “There, Hermione, I’ve underlined, in red ink, all the anvil-sized clues that point to R/Hr and H/G. It took me 6 weeks and 3 pots of ink to get them all, but there they are. Now can we PLEASE put an end the shipping debate already?”

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Harry: Hey look at this, Lily Allen says Ron is her type!

Hermione: What?!

Ron: uh-oh…

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@solo: you seem to be very inspired this evening (it’s half past eight where I live, Belgium, but I see that on Leaky it’s very early in the morning)

Dragonsiblings, FGfan, Daniela and mollywobble; I really enjoyed your comment!

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I echo Jared’s entry as a winner so far! Short and sweet.

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“No, but seriously, look: We’re not supposed to do THAT till pg 484. Stop reading ahead! FOCUS!!”

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Ron’s Arm: Hey Harry, what is that? Harry: It’s not what it looks like. Ron’s Arm: Seriously what is it? Now, I’m actually interested. Hermione: Ron it’s not a PlayWizard for Merlin’s sake!!! Ron’s Arm: Oh….well then why is he so interested in it? Hermione: Becasue not all guys are as much of a prat as you are!! Harry: She’s right.

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hey no quote but ur are GREAT! i just wanted to point out the newspaper Hermione is reading since everyone is focused on the book. The paper talks about the dissapearances. just thought id make a point…keep up the great comments :P

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Harry: “Yeah, it looks pretty old… So, what do you think it will fetch on Ebay?”

2

Harry: “Emma, may I have your autograph?”

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Harry: Seriously, you should be reading this! Since when did you start preferring the newspaper over books?!

Hermione: Since Lily Allen said she prefers my Ron!

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Dan: Its true Emma. Look, Ballet Shoes only got a rating of 3/10.

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Harry: Um … hermione?

Hermione: Yes?

Harry and Ron: Can you read us this book before we go to bed?

Hermione: Only if you give me the bowl of wallnuts

Harry and Ron: Deal!

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Trust me, Hermione … you’re gonna WANT to read these tales by Beedle the Bard!

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Harry: “Hermione, books can´t be the only thing you care about, what about that poor clueless bloke over there?”

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Harry: Its the new Argos catalogue, look we can get a 42” HD LCD TV on half price sale for the common room

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Haha, this was a cute idea Melissa! These captions are quite enjoyable. I’d add one myself but I can’t possibly resist writing one about Ron’s nuts so I suppose I’d best say nothing at all. ;)

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Hermione: “Um…it’s an old Potions book, Harry. I don’t get it.”

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Dan: Hey Emma take a look at this, apperantly pretty girls do fart. Any truth to that? Emma: Ehm… Rupert: Anybody want another wallnut.

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Harry: “I’m serious, Hermione. This book knows more about potions than you do.”

Hermione: scowls

Ron: “Darn it, Harry, shut it! Do you know how much I’m going to have to hear about this!?”

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“Look at what I’M getting paid, then tell me WB isn’t stiffing you two. Just think, Rupert could afford walnuts that are already shelled…..”

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Harry: “Hermione, tell me that’s not a picture of you and Krum snogging at the Ball…”

Hermione: stunned silence

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And I’m gonna add Anna and Joseph Witchard to my favourites!

Melissa, what are you waiting for to include them in your list? Go for it everybody, make me laugh!

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Harry: Please Hermione, Its just a petition for us to watch American Idol on Thursday nights”. Hermione: “Absolutely not, we have OWLs to study for”.

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Big Brother: Tuesday, 10:15am. Harry, Ron and Hermione are in the common room…

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Harry: “Read it, Hermione! Rita says that Dumbledore was gay!”

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Harry: It’s like someone’s taken everything in our lives and put them in alphabetical order…

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Harry: “Hermione, please don’t leave your diary just lying around for anyone to see. No one needs to read about your deep-seated love for John Dawlish…”

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Harry: “Hermione! I know where to find a bezoar!”

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Hermione: Harry, Ron and I were not snogging downstairs in the hall last night!

Ron: Yeah, I don’t know where you’d hear that. That’s completely insane.

Harry: Well, I have PROOF. Whips out Hermione’s diary Ta-daaa!

Ron chokes on his walnuts

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Hermione: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches? Ron, what is this? Ron: Traitor

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((Sorry, don’t know what happened to my parentheses in that last post…))

Hermione: Harry, Ron and I were not snogging downstairs in the hall last night!

Ron: Yeah, I don’t know where you’d hear that. That’s completely insane.

Harry: Well, I have PROOF. (Whips out Hermione’s diary) Ta-daaa!

(Ron chokes on his walnuts)

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Harry: Seriously ‘mione, read between the lines, Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald. Hermoine: Dumbledore was gay? Ron: Barking , the pair of you, any idiot knows Dumbledore fancied Madame Pomfrey

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Harry: “It says here, “I love Lily” Hermione: “What” Harry: “Yeah, and here it says ‘James Potter Stinks’ Hermione: “So…” Harry: “so it must belong to Professor Snape” Hermione: “But…” Harry: “So thats why he hates me but protects me becasue I am Lily’s son” Hermione: “So how will this, end?” Harry: “not very exciting, now that we’ve figured this bit out”

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Why do my posts keep getting messed up! It should read:

Hermione: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches? Ron, what is this?

Ron: Traitor

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Harry: Yes, Hermione, sound it out… P-O-T-I-O-N-S…

Narrator: Ever since Hermione went blonde, her cognitive functions seem to have rapidly declined.

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Harry: it says “this book is property of the half blood prince”... ...and in this page “L.E. is a HOT BABE

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‘That’s an iPod in the wizarding world?!’

‘Yeah – all magic, no industrial design.’

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Bwahaha! We have another winner in Schmerg_The_Impaler!

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Harry: Hermione, I’m worried about your Monster Book of Monsters; I think the pressures of film have finally gotten to it. Poor thing seems anorexic. He hasn’t eaten anyone for months.

Hermione: That’s terrible! Ron, prepare a walnutty intervention!

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Harry: No, seriously, you can touch it, I mean it’s not like it’s going to bite you,...have you ever heard of a book that bites?

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Harry: “I’m not kidding, see here, I got it in Hogsmeade!” Hermione: ”’I’m Back But I’ve Changed – My Story in My Words: by Lord Voldemort’...” Ron: “Is that a butterfly on his finger?”

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Harry: “I’m not kidding, see here, I got it in Hogsmeade!” Hermione: ”’I’m Back But I’ve Changed – My Story in My Words: by Lord Voldemort’...” Ron: “Is that a chrysanthemum behind his ear?”

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Daniel: “ok seriously you guys, they wrote this new scene. we fight off greyback at the burrow.” Rupert: “what that is rubbish” Emma: “am I in the scene” Daniel: “I am not sure, the leaked version of the scene is so badly written I couldn’t get to the end of it.” Rupert/Emma: “oh harry…”

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Sorry, changed my mind about the last line and didn’t mean to send it so that’s kind of killed the joke there… :-s

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Actually, I liked the first one better, Ogdensnut! But both were great, as was loonyluna’s!

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“See Hermione, he doesn’t where glasses, he has BROWN hair not black, he hasn’t got a scar on his forehead and his eyes are BLUE not GREEN, so, for the last time….. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE DANIEL RADCLIFFE

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Emma: They said WHAT about me on Leaky?!

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Hermione: Honestly Harry, it’s just a book. What do you think it is; some strange book that I will somehow read at some whack man’s house, translating it from ancient runes and then it’ll spell out something important to help in the final battle or something?

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averyfan and jared so far!

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Harry: The ingredients for veritiseum are here! I tried it and made Ron drink it. Hermione: Hmm…Ron, about this won won girl… Ron: Mmmm mmmm mmm Hermione: Ron, SPIT OUT THOSE WALNUTS NOW

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harry: “hermione, I’m terribly sorry but I found a book that you haven’t read yet.”

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Harry: “I didn’t know you had a brother called Norbert”.......

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‘And Rupert doesn’t even get mentioned.. Again!!’

Both: ’’Ha ha haha hah ha ha!!!’

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“I told you the Half-Blood Prince was a man”

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“I wouldn’t lie to you Hermione, this really is the 8th Harry Potter book”

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Ron: Aaah… what would the world be without walnuts…?

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Harry: You can’t seriously think I look like Daniel Radcliffe? What an awful actor!

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Harry: “See, I end up with Ginny and you end up with Ron”

Hermione (tearfully): “I told you NOT to tell me how it ends, thanx a lot Harry, you’ve ruined EVERYTHING for me now….. I could’ve read it myslef”

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There’s something weird happening with the avatars. Its like they are trying to come back but something is caging them!

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Dan: “Look Emma. this is where they´ll split the DH movie”

Rupert..thinking:....”hmmmm I wonder if I remembered to turn of the toaster?”

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Harry: “I receive one of the seven copies of The Tales of Beedle the Bard”

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Caption: Harry helps Hermione master a swotty new charm of her own invention, which lets her read two things at once if she looks at one text with her eyes and holds the other in her lap while rubbing it with her thumbs. Ron, meanwhile, eyes the newspaper with envious longing.

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Harry: “See, I end up with Ginny and you end up with Ron”

Hermione (tearfully): “I told you NOT to tell me how it ends, thanx a lot Harry, you’ve ruined EVERYTHING for me now….. I could’ve read it myself”

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Professor Potter, someone from the comments emailed them, and they are trying to sort it out, i think :)

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Harry: Look it says it here in black and white that you two don’t snog until the final battle!

Ron: What that’s not fair!

Hermione: We may not officially snog til then but that doesn’t mean… (she mumbles trailing off as she realises what she’s said)

Harry: What’s that?

Ron: Errr… Walnut Harry? Mione says their good for brain power and you know what they might help you figure out what Malfloy’s doing in the Room of Requirement…

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Daniel: Look Emma, here are your lines, remember them this time, honestly, Hermione would remember them”

Emma: “Eat Slugs Potter”

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Okay, i’m not the funniest person in the world, but i had to add something!!

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Ron found this picture of you snogging Krum…......

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Harry: “According to the book Lavender will start kissing Ron this time next week.But don’t worry, he’ll be holding you in his arms by the end. See the picture?”

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Harry: Finally I can be as good as you at Potions Hermione! I’ll totally use this Felix Felicis for good imagines a certain red head in the year below

Hermione: umm..Harry? hand waves infront of harry’s face Harry are you still there?

Harry: blank expression, still imagining aforementioned redhead.

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Hermione: “Harry, you’re holding the book upside down”

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‘The Kama Sutra, baby! Check. It. Out.’

‘Been there. Done that.’

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Harry: ‘The Kama Sutra, baby! Check. It. Out.’

Hermione: ‘Been there. Done that.’

Ron (thought bubble): ‘I like it when Harry wears his hair like that.’

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Harry ‘its about an orphan who goes to a magical school and a dark wizard is trying to kill him’ Hermione’ it’ll never sell’ Ron ‘i wonder what conditioner she uses’ ... Ron ’ I wasn’t supposed to say that out loud’

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Harry: “Seriously, Hermione, look! This group of delusional people actually tried to re-write HBP so that you and I are the star romantic couple!”

Hermione: “Ewwww…..”

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Harry: “No, this is Voldemort’s girlfriend’s diary”

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Well, that was immense fun, I think I am all dried up on very poor quality captions (to everyones relief I suspect)! So I’ll try think up some good quality ones now…I get a niggling feeling this to be my last post….

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Harry: “Just sign it Hermione, we’ll tell you what it is later”

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Harry: “Do you reckon that “Dragons Den” might be something Hagrid’s interested in?”

+ Dragons’ Den is actually a British TV Show that is VERY similar to “American Inventor”

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LOL Norbert VI!!

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Hermione: Oh My God! I can’t believe Tanya buries Max alive in Eastenders. Harry: You think that’s bad? Bianca’s making a comeback in the next week. Ron: Oh, you mean “Riiiicccky?!” Bianca? Harry: Yeah. Great inpersonation by the way.

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I still think Jared is the undisputed winner, still rolling over with that one. Others have come up with some real crackers though. Funniest comments board in awhile. Great idea Melissa and team.

No much in the way of actual comments about the photo, though ;)

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Emma: Dan is so hot.

Rupert: Dan is so hot.

Dan: Dan is so hot.

The walnuts: Dan is so hot.

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Harry: “What do you mean you don’t know what it says….it’s not Ancient Runes”“

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danilo, haha, nice. lmbo. :)

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Harry: “Hermione, I’ve found your secret diary!” Hermione: “Look, whatever you’ve read . . . please don’t tell Ron . . . “

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Harry: “According to this I become a professor and marvel at the humor of my students on the Leaky Cauldron Website, particularly one called Jared, s/he’s very funny”

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sweet photo

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Harry: can you believe jk already finished the scottish book

( i wish)

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Harry: (point) See, Hermione. You do have to use the polyjuice potion again! It says it right here! Hermione: (shudders)

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Hermione: “Harry, it must be a fake, Harry, J.K. said she was only going to make seven….. plus I do NOT fancy Dennis Creevey”

Ron: “And if this really is the 8th book, I’m gonna kill J.K. She said you were meant to marry ME”

Harry and Hermione: “WHAT?????”

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Hermione: Harry, were you actually reading a school book for fun? Harry: What, this book? Nah. Ron and I are using it as a nutcracker!

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very good aughra

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Hermione: “Harry, you don’t think that the Half-Blood Prince is Prince William do you?”

Ron: “Well it’s certainly not Prince Harry”

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LOL, very good Jasonica. For all those who don’t know, Prince William and Prince Harry are English Princes

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Yeah, Aughra that was a good one! Jared or Aughra imho lead the pack.

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Hermione: Oh yes, its just the right colour and its on sale – Get Prof McGonagle’s approval, Harry.

Ron: Finally, a new bloody sofa, I mean look at it, its ripped and my bloody back is killing me

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Harry: “Hello. I’m one of Jehovah’s Witnesses, and I’d like to share something with you from the Bible…”

(DISCLAIMER: The above is not intended as a slur on Jehovah’s Witnesses, in case any are reading this. It’s just what I thought of when I saw the picture. /covering my butt)

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It’s good to see someone appreciates my efforts, lol.

on the other hand, you americans have a different sense of humour to us Brits, so…

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Hermione: “Harry why don’t you read it yourself, you don’t need me to read it for you”

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IMHO, Danielle is in with a winner

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Harry: “It’s a really great novel, Hermione!”

Hermione: “But it’s so unrealistic! The Lord of the Rings? Oh honestly, Harry…”

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Yeah Danielle’s was good. Harry totally looks like he’s leaning in saying:

“Have you head the good news?”

But Jared’s is the best. Too funny.

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Harry: Here’s your Christmas present, Hermione, it’s a book again but just look what the title says – “1001 Extra-Cool Ways To Make Him YOURS”. Pretty useful, don’t you think?

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Hermione: “I know nothing about this wizarding shop called wBay”

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Hermione: “Oh Harry, surely that’s not a …...horse.”

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Hermione: storms in the boy’s dormitory “RON! WHAT ARE ALL THESE LOVE NOTES TO SOME GIRL IN DOUBLE HERBOLOGY WITH US NAMED SUE!?”

Ron: “Oh crap…”

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in regards to my last post

Sorry, forgot that the jokes were supposed to be about the HBP picture >_<

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Harry: I just slammed the book shut…I..I..didnt notice the pixie…

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Harry: “pst! I coverred it but this is RON’s Diary! Maybe you should… you know!” Hermione: hesitation “uh…. Uh…........”

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Harry: “Hermione look at this joke some muggle named Joseph Witchard made about you and Ron”

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Harry: “Hermione, this is the list of demands to be met that Rowling put out in order for lexicon to publish the encyclopedia.”

Hermione: “Looks more like a ‘novel of demands’ to me.”

Ron: “Oye! Hermione! Stop lookin at ‘Harry Potter and the Novel of Demands’ and sit back in my lap!

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245 Days!!

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Harry: “Ron, Hermione, Look at this! Tonks doesn’t love Sirius she loves Lupin”

Hermione: “OMFG”

Ron: “mmmm Hermione”

Hermione: “WHAT WAS THAT RONALD?”

Ron: ”... Nothing”

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Ron: “Seems like the Equus set was a little bit chilly eh Harry?”

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Harry: “See, Hermione! I don’t die in Deathly Hallows!”

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Hermione: “When you said “Free Willy” Mr. Potter, that wasn’t quite what I was expecting”

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Oh Bruce, you win.

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Harry: But who could this Half-Blood Prince be?

Hermione: Well… I saw an article about Eileen Prince, who married Tobias Snape, so it could be Sna-

Harry: Oh I know I know it’s my father!!!

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Harry: whispers urgently This is my will, I’m going to kill myself tomorrow. Hermione: Why are you giving it to me? Ron: Simply because Dan’s in love with you. Hermione: WHAT. Dan: laughs

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Herminoe: “Whats that?” Harry: “The Scottish Book!!! Honestly, Herminoe, don’t you read?”

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I would say that Jasonica has a winner with the Free Willy one, but I have a feeling Melissa would be hesitant to put the naughtier captions up. Too bad, though, cuz that one was brilliant.

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Herminoe: “Whats that?” Harry: “The Scottish Book!!! Honestly, Herminoe, don’t you read?”

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Ashley, it’s a pity you don’t get Blue Peter in the States

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I confess to some difficulty keeping my thoughts at a PG-13 level on this one. There’s just so much good material there…......

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Can we do this for EVERY picture that gets released?! These are great…

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Harry: ”...and then the snake comes out of the mouth of Bagshot’s dead body!”

Hermione: “WHAT?”

Ron: “DUDE THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT’S THE GROSSEST, MOST REPULSIVE, SCARY, SLUG BARFING, INSANE, SCREWED UP, AND NASTIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!” So what happens next?”

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I love the look on Hermoine’s face: ” ...giving his book a nasty look as if it had been rude to her”.

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Harry: ”...and then the snake comes out of the mouth of Bagshot’s dead body!”

Hermione: “WHAT?”

Ron: “DUDE THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT’S THE GROSSEST, MOST REPULSIVE, SCARY, SLUG BARFING, INSANE, SCREWED UP, AND NASTIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!” So what happens next?”

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oh yeah PG-13

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Hermione: “Harry, how many times do I have to tell you? You’re too old to be read to!”

Ron (thinking): “Ha! That’s not what she said to me!”

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Hermione: “Harry, exactly what has Shakespeare got to do with finding these Horcruxes”

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Alright, I’ve got a caption for it…

Harry: “Hermione, this book you gave me to read… Lord of the Rings… it’s ridiculous. Honestly, a group of people walking around trying to destroy a bit of jewelry, and one has said piece of jewelry around his neck that puts him in a bad mood… it’s completely mental. That would never happen.”

Ron: “Word.”

Hermione: sighs

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Blu3tick the Great! says: “Bad news guys, there are gonna be 2 more movies now…”

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Haha, Nick! Clever.

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Oooh, yay hi-res!! :D They all look so great, I just want to hug them all, haha.

Now… MORE MORE MORE! ;D

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Ron: “So whats the deal with this mysterious ticking noise that I’ve been hearing all the day? Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!”

Hermione: “I’m not sure, but I can’t help but just sing to it! Hermione, Hermione, Hermione!”

Harry: “I don’t know, but Voldemort just sent me a book with a letter inside that says, ‘PREPARE TO DIE!’ O well. I’m Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter!”

All: “SINGIN OUR SONG, ALL DAY LONG AT HOOOOOOOOGWAAARTS!!!!!!!!”

lol

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Emma: That was very brave of you to do that in Equus, Dan

Rupert: Yeah, well done mate, still playing wizard roles, good on ya

Dan: What are you talking about, its far away from a wizard role as I could get

Rupert: But why you still carrying a wand?

Emma: Thats NOT A WAND you idiot

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Oh, and one for John Noe…

Harry: “Hermione, I have to show you this amazing book. It’s called The Wacky Misadventures of Dawlish the Auror. It’s brilliant!”

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Harry: “Read it, READ IT! You are feeling sleepy, VERY sleepy. Now on the count of three you shall wake up and think you’re Marilyn Monroe”

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Hermione: “Oh no, it can’t be…”

Harry: “Sorry Hermione it is”

Hermione: “Oh no, not the book version of “The 100 Greatest Saves made by Cormac McLaggen”“

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Harry: This is Ron’s Family Album.

Hermione: So you are telling me that this book has.

Harry: Naked pictures of baby Ron in them.

Hermione: Lets have a look then.

Harry: And they are moving!

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Harry: (whispers) I think Ron’s had one too many walnuts Hermione: I know, the smell is excruciating Harry: just keep pretending to read my book so he doesnt know what we really reacting to.

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First on page 11

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Second on Page 11

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Finally, I have achieved my long time ambition to become first on a page. I shall now retire and sail to the West.

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Hermione: Harry someone’s written ‘I love Ginny Weasley’ in the corner…. hold on a minute isn’t that YOUR handwriting”

Harry (nervously): “Look! it’s a Blibbering Humdinger”

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Harry: “Here, Hermione, maybe this book will help you keep your mind off Ron and his nuts.”

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Jasonica, I have a horrid feeling we just killed the caption contest…:(

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Harry: Is it OK if I ask Ginny to take this class with me on “Learning Anatomy by Braille”?

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Prof. Potter, I think you may be right, I wasn’t THAT bad was I?

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“No honestly. I’ve read the ending. You name your son Hugo.”

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Cracker, Ashley.

Is it me or are the captions inevitably rising above PG13 level?

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Hermione: “Hugo??? if we have a third child Ronald, I’ll be doing the naming, OK?”

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I think Prof. Potter missed my “free willy” one on page 9

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ashley’s is by far the funniest. ever. albeit a slightly burlesque humor!

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Harry: “Hey guys, this memo says that leaky wants us to vote on where ‘Deathly Hallows, Part One’ should end. I’m thinkin after Gringotts so that we can watch the greatest battle ever seen for a full two and a half hours.”

Hermione: “Hmm…after Malfoy Manor because it is a huge point in the novel and can leave the audience on a cliff hanger.”

Ron: “I SAY AFTER THE SILVER DOE PART SO THAT I CAN HAVE A CHANCE TO KILL HARRY IN THE THEATER AFTER WATCHING HIM MAKE OUT WITH HERMIONE ON THAT STUPID LOCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Erm…I mean because it’s a…logical…erm…place to stop the movie.”

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You’re right, Professor Potter, they are. But like umbridge said earlier, there’s so much good material, it’s hard to resist, lol.

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ashley’s is by far the funniest. ever. albeit a slightly burlesque humor!

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Prof. Potter and Jasonica: Ya’ll rock.

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Of course not Jasonica, I think I hold that crown, whats more I;m prolifically bad! There’s good ‘uns from umbridge and ashley on this page so I think we can lose the guilt a little ;)

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thx Mistyquest and Prof. Potter. Ashley, it looks like you’ve outdone my ‘free willy’ gag, hmmm, brain power is needed but it’s nearly midnight over here

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Bruce, we’re supposed to be making jokes about the picture

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Oh, I don’t know about that, Jasonica. Your Free Willy gag still has me giggling!

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Ashley!

Harry: Do you think this jumper makes me look fat? Hermione: No. But the fact that you are reading about yourself in TeenVogue makes me think you’re a bit thick. Ron: Hmmmmmm. Ha. Hmmmmmmmm.

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Hermione: “how DARE he! The Half-blood Prince just called me FAT!”

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it was, the book is the memo that they got from leaky

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fairy snufflets (fair enough)

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Harry Ron and Hermione look at the new 8th novel: Harry Potter and the Leaky Cauldron caption competition

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tay: I think this is sooooo kool but I want more pics of harry and Ginny!!!!! Amb:i think that is kool to no problems with it altho i would like to see harry/giiny pics even though im a ron/hermione shipper but i dont want to see any pics of ron and lavendar i might puke lol just kidding (maybe).

Harry: Hermione,ron i just found this book and it has my name on it and it tells us are future. You to are gonna end up together and im gonna end up with ginny. Ron: HEY YOUR GOING TO END UP WITH MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!

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“Hermione, the Hogwart’s yearbook is here. Sign it for me, okay “

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-Look, Hermione it says clearly right here: “She had a lots of bushy brown hair..”

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Herry: “Do girls really like this kind of wandwork?”

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Harry: “Look at this pic I took the other day”

Hermione: “Harry what have you… THAT’S DISGUSTING!”

Ron: “YEAH! STOP STALKING MY SISTER!”

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Dan: Emma, I told you The Sun was full of crap. Now they’re saying that you went out with Johnny Borrell. Here, read The Times instead.

Rupert: thinks *Dang! Now I really wish I knew what ‘props’ did with my bum-cast! *

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Hey Jasonica, I actually liked your wbay one the best ;)

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That was ages ago! But yes that was my favourite too, I hope it makes it into that big space at the top

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Harry: “Look, it’s a picture of Ginny in a bikini! And here’s a whole book of her in bikinis!” Hermione: “Oh my…” Ron: “Hey, can I look, she’s my sister!”

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Harry: “Oh yeah, Ginny winny told me aobut….”

Ron and Hermione “Ginny Winny???”

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Harry: Hermione, could you check out this essay for me? I really need a better grade from Snape this year or it will be “Goodbye Auror carrer and hello Misuse of Muggle Artefacts”........ no offense Ron.

Ron: I loooove you, Heeeermi….er…what? Sorry Harry! Didn’t get that!


Ron: What is that two faced brat showing to MY Hermione?

Harry: Look… and this is exactly why we shouldn’t help house-elfs!!

Nice game! I wanna do this to every picture released!!

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Professor, I quite like the comment you made near the top of page 11, that was really good

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Harry: look right here it says “sectumsempra” for enemies. so i pulled out my wand and hit him with it.

Ron: yeah hermoine calm down.

Hermoine: but changing the context of the movies is nothing to slice someone’s chest open. just because most of the key scenes from OotP were either cut, cut-down, or changed to another character that is no reason to slice and dice harry.

Ron: yeah harry (looks sheepishly at hermione). want a walnut.

Harry: your a right foul git.

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This is great!

My Favorite so far; (Well after the equus one) Harry: Yes, Hermione, sound it out… P-O-T-I-O-N-S…

Narrator: Ever since Hermione went blonde, her cognitive functions seem to have rapidly declined. Posted by Schmerg_The_Impaler

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Harry: Hermione, walnuts are NOT on the list we made. That’s the last time we ask you to bring the snack!

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I personally loved the one about Harry and Ron using the book to crack the walnuts. Okay. Here’s my try – - -

Harry: Hermione, walnuts are NOT on the list we made. That’s the last time we ask you to bring the snack!

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Hermione: “sorry to break the 4th wall, but do you think the audience will start coming up with captions based on what we do in the next book”

Ron: “What DO we do in the next book/ film”

Hermione: “dunno”

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“Ronald Weasley and the Uncontrolable Eating Disorder”

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hahaha, love some of the ad libs here. I want Ginny pics!!!! Can’t wait for the movie in November, really I can’t!!!

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Harry: Hermione, I… have something to tell you. Er… Ron, er, got some chocolate on your Hogwarts: a History Hermione: HE DID WHAT? Ron: I like walnuts.

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Dan: “Look Emma….245 comments already”

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for some reason that came out all in one line.. I’ll try again…

Harry: Hermione, I… have something to tell you. Er… Ron, er, got some chocolate on your Hogwarts: a History

Hermione: HE DID WHAT?

Ron: I like walnuts.

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8th book: Harry Potter and his kids

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See? Here in the glossary, it says HORCRI !

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Harry: ” Hermoine, have you seen this month’s issue of Playwizard for women?....... I just love to look at it….... I swear i’m not gay!!!! Hermoine: ” um….oook….this is awkward Harry: Ron, have you? Ron: ” yeah…..right….that’s cool

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Harry: “Look, see? Me and Ron do read, we’ve got THIS FAR through Hogwarts: a History”

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Ha! Ravenclaw from Glenn wins for the best Leaky “in joke” I’ve seen thus far!

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Has anybody else noticed the picture of the old guy in the news paper? Could that be Scrimgeour? (or however it’s spelled… I can’t remember)

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OMG that is soo cool! but i want to see GINNY! ahhh i can’t wait! [:

Harry: Hermione, i know its not real but we still kiss in DH Hermione: Really? But i thought Ron and I snogged? Harry: yeah but we still kiss! Hermione: oh.

Ron: [thinking] you will die in your sleep Harry Potter!

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Harry: “Look Hermione, Levicorpus is an innocent spell, surely you’ll let me try it on a few first years…”

Hermione: “From what Sirius told me, that’s what your dad used to do.”

Harry: “Well Snape always did say we are very much alike

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Hermione: But Harry, I’ve never seen a textbook so small.

Harry: It’s not the size that counts, Hermione!!

Ron: Hmmmmm HA. Hmmmmmm

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Harry: “Look Hermione, Levicorpus is an innocent spell, surely you’ll let me try it on a few first years…”

Hermione: “From what Sirius told me, that’s what your dad used to do.”

Harry: “Well Snape always did say we are very much alike

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Sorry guys, It’s midngiht here, so I’m off to bed

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“no these are the instuctions for the coffee table Hermione.”

or in a related vien.

“Ron they are not the kind of nuts we need, they won’t fit on the bolts”

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OMG that is soo cool! but i want to see GINNY! ahhh i can’t wait! [:

Harry: Hermione, i know its not real but we still kiss in DH Hermione: Really? But i thought Ron and I snogged? Harry: yeah but we still kiss! Hermione: oh.

Ron: [thinking] you will die in your sleep Harry Potter!

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Hermione: But Harry, I’ve never seen a textbook so small.

Harry: It’s not the size that counts, Hermione!!

Ron: Hmmmmm HA. Hmmmmmm

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Has anybody else noticed the picture of the old guy in the news paper? Could that be Scrimgeour? (or however it’s spelled… I can’t remember)

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Harry: “Look Hermione, Levicorpus is an innocent spell, surely you’ll let me try it on a few first years…”

Hermione: “From what Sirius told me, that’s what your dad used to do.”

Harry: “Well Snape always did say we are very much alike

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“No these are the instructions to assemble the coffee table Hermione.”

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Hermione: But Harry, I’ve never seen a textbook so small.

Harry: It’s not the size that counts, Hermione!!

Ron: Hmmmmm HA. Hmmmmmm

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OMG that is soo cool! but i want to see GINNY! ahhh i can’t wait! [:

Harry: Hermione, i know its not real but we still kiss in DH Hermione: Really? But i thought Ron and I snogged? Harry: yeah but we still kiss! Hermione: oh.

Ron: [thinking] you will die in your sleep Harry Potter!

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Hermione: But Harry, I’ve never seen a textbook so small.

Harry: It’s not the size that counts, Hermione!!

Ron: Hmmmmm HA. Hmmmmmm

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Harry:Hey Hermione, you read the latest Harry Potter book? I here its amazing…

lol

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Hermione: That’s you in Equus, huh? Which one of you is the horse?!

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Harry: “Please let me use Levicorpus, just once”

Hermione: “you really are just like your dad”

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Harry (whispers): Hermione, I think I got Ron’s focus on my book. Nows the chance to grab his nuts.

Right, I’m going to sleep before this gets any worse. Knock em dead, my fellow Leaky jokers

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“No these are the instructions to assemble the coffee table Hermione.”

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Harry: “Hey guys wanna see something weird? This Prince guy has the exact same handwriting as Snape.”

Ron: “Poor bloke.”

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Harry: “Look Hermione, Levicorpus is an innocent spell, surely you’ll let me try it on a few first years…”

Hermione: “From what Sirius told me, that’s what your dad used to do.”

Harry: “Well Snape always did say we are very much alike

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Harry (whispers): Hermione, I think I got Ron’s focus on my book. Nows the chance to grab his nuts.

Right, I’m going to sleep before I get any worse. Knock em dead, Leaky Jokers – this was real fun

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OMG that is soo cool! but i want to see GINNY! ahhh i can’t wait! [:

Harry: Hermione, i know its not real but we still kiss in DH Hermione: Really? But i thought Ron and I snogged? Harry: yeah but we still kiss! Hermione: oh.

Ron: [thinking] you will die in your sleep Harry Potter!

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@Jasonica—This is a total side comment:

I’ve always thought Hermione named their son Hugo after Victor Hugo, because she’s just so literary like that, and Ron named Rose. An H for an H and an R for an R.

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‘See Hermione, this IS how you spell ‘metamorphosis’. By the way, why did you want to know?”

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Harry: “I don’t believe this. Just look at what that foul Umbridge woman does next.” Hermione (looking horrified): “You’ve got to be joking.” Ron: “Just exactly what are ‘Horcruxes’ anyway?” Harry: “No time to worry about Horcruxes now. First we must stop the invasion of the Pink Sweater Lady from Hell.”

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‘See Hermione, this IS how you spell ‘metamorphosis’. By the way, why did you want to know?”

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Hermione: That’s you in Equus, huh? Which one of you is the horse?!

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Harry: “Look what ‘The Prophet’ is reporting today: ‘Dumbledore is gay…’”

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See Hermine, this picture is absolute proof that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald!

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Harry: Of course there’s room for Babbity Rabbity in that endless bag! Don’t lie, Hermione. Ron: “I wonder if I offer her a walnut, she’ll touch my leg” Hermione: I like walnuts.

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Harry: “But this picture is absolute proof that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald!”

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Harry: Of course there’s room for Babbity Rabbity in that endless bag! Don’t lie, Hermione. Ron: “I wonder if I offer her a walnut, she’ll touch my leg” Hermione: I like walnuts.

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Harry: “You don’t think it’s a bit too bling, Hermione?”

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OMG that is soo cool! but i want to see GINNY! ahhh i can’t wait! [:

Harry: Hermione, i know its not real but we still kiss in DH Hermione: Really? But i thought Ron and I snogged? Harry: yeah but we still kiss! Hermione: oh.

Ron: [thinking] you will die in your sleep Harry Potter!

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Has anybody else noticed the picture of the old guy in the news paper? Could that be Scrimgeour? (or however it’s spelled… I can’t remember)

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Harry (whispers): Hermione, I think I got Ron’s focus on my book. Nows the chance to grab his nuts.

Right, I’m going to sleep before I get any worse. Knock em dead, Leaky Jokers – this was real fun

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Harry:Hey Hermione, you read the latest Harry Potter book? I here its amazing…

lol

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Harry: “Hey Hermione, I got this book for you during the summer holidays, I hope you like it.”

Hermione: “Um Harry, we don’t learn how to do math at Hogwarts, duh.”

Ron: “Git.”

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I knew they were walnuts! :-D

Ron: Anyone we know die? Hermione: No, Ron…Alright, Harry! I look at the blasted book! looks There, happy? Pass the walnuts, Ron Harry: Draco, Draco, Draco, Draco

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Harry: “I couldn’t possibly make that up. It says so right here: ‘Scorpius Malfoy’.”

Hermione: “Oh, ew.”

Ron: “Malfoy’s still an idiot, then.”

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Harry: “Hermione you should really read this….. it talks about a new diese that was just found something called ODD

Hermione: “ODD?”

Harry: “Ya Obbessive Daniel Disorder”

Ron: “That Daniel guys must be hot”

lol corny i no but it was the best i could come up with and sorry if someone has already used it i didnt have time to read them all

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Harry: “Look Hermione, Levicorpus is an innocent spell, surely you’ll let me try it on a few first years…”

Hermione: “From what Sirius told me, that’s what your dad used to do.”

Harry: “Well Snape always did say we are very much alike

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Yep, this just confirms it, Dan and Rupert are sooooo hot!!!!!

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Harry: “But here’s the really interesting thing. ‘Rose and Hugo’. Rose for Rosmerta, Ron? And Hugo; Victor Hugo? For Viktor Krum, Hermione? Interesting….”

Hermione: “Er.”

Ron: “Er.”

Harry: (smirks)

Hermione: “Yes, well, you’re hardly one to talk, naming your poor children after DEAD PEOPLE, Harry!”

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Just thought of another one:

Ron (singing under his breath): I’m too sexy for the floor. Too sexy for the floor. I’m a keeper, you know what I mean and I block the quaffle in Quidditch. Yeah in Quidditch. Yeah in Quidditch. I do my moves on the broomstick.

I’m too sexy for the walnuts….

Hermione: Ron! Are you listening?!?

Ron: Uh, what?

Harry (shoving book in Ron’s face): Look at it! Who could it be?

Ron: Erm…who cares? As long as it helps us in potions, right?

Hermione: Hrmph. (crosses arms)

Ron (goes back to singing): I’m too sexy for that book…

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Harry: Look what I found! Apparently walnuts have a large amount of magical properties!

Hermione: Yeah, Harry. Haven’t you ever read “Walnuts, a history”?

Ron: They taste like trees to me.

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I love that picture, I can’t wait for the movie to come out.

Harry: Remember all the nice things Ron used to tell you out of the blue a long time ago, Hermione? Well… shows book Hermione: 12 Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches?! Ron: hides in background

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Heh, nice one mollywobbles23. It’s waaaaay too long for a caption, but still… it’s funny & creative.

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Harry:look,Hermione!it says the Prince scored the highest Potion marks in history..he’s got you beaten! Hermione:It’s a she,you mean..cuz harry,no boy could ever beat me at Potions!!

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Hermione ” Every things going to change now isn’t it” Dramatic pause Harry ” Yes”

Movie four but what ever

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Dan: No it says it right here in our contract…I must always wear hoodies, you must always wear pink, and Rupes….

Rupert: I get it, I get it….bloody stripes.

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Harry: “No, look! ‘When the Dark comes rising, Six shall turn it back…’”

Hermione: “WRONG BOOK, Harry. Honestly.”

Ron: “TEN children? Wow…”

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Thanks, Danielle. :)

Harry: See, Hermione? You’re not supposed to wear pink.

Hermione: Well, if a book says so…

Ron: Stripes are best and symbolic.

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Whoa, Sam! I didn’t even see yours before I posted mine! Get out of my brain!

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Harry: “Hey guys wanna see something weird? This Prince guy has the exact same handwriting as Snape.”

Ron: “Poor bloke.”

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Harry: See Hermione? I just say “Expelliarmus” and he dies. I don’t need to learn any other spells.

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Hermione ” Every things going to change now isn’t it” Dramatic pause Harry ” Yes”

Movie four but what ever

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Harry: “Look, Hermione, I know you’re upset. For once in you life, you got the answer wrong.” Hermione: (shocked silence) Harry: “Hermione? Breathe.”

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Hermione: “I can’t BELIEVE you dog-eared a page!”

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Totally off topic, but I was just watching Conan O’Brien, and he mentioned the JKR / Lexicon dispute in his monologue. This is what he said (paraphrasing, obviously):

“Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue one of her biggest fans because he wants to publish a Harry Potter encyclopedia. The fan says he isn’t happy about being sued by Rowling, but at least it could lead to contact with an actual girl.”

I’ll admit it’s not Conan’s best or most original joke (he’s been making basically the same crack about Star Wars fans for ages), but I still thought it was kinda cool that he mentioned something so specific that’s going on in fandom right now.

That’s all I had. Carry on now with bringing teh funny, everyone.

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Harry: “JKR gave you all the test answers ahead of time. That’s why you are always at the top in the class. TELL THE TRUTH!”

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Harry: Hermione, if you don’t sign my yearbook, our friendship is over forever, I won’t even talk to you in the next life.

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Harry: “You convince JKR to write a kissing scene between us, didn’t you!”

Ron thinking (right Harry—like she’d really want to kiss you!)

Hermione thinking (darn…how did he find out!)

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Ron: Wonder what those two are arguing about NOW? Hmm, I’m hungry….

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Harry: Just an ordinary potions book with some really helpful hints scribbled in the margins. Or at least that’s what it was until I tried to show GINNY what I had found, and when SHE opens it, there are these really awful love letters to her on EVERY PAGE! Now, would you like to tell me how that might have happened, Hermione?

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Harry: “Told ya I stabbed the bloody diary with the basilisk tooth”

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This is my caption, btw: And once again we see all of Ron’s presence being upstaged by his wife, Hermione.

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Harry: “Hey Hermione, check out Mrs. Weasley’s new design for Ron’s Christmas sweater this year.”

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Hermione: “Yes Harry, for the 1003933808th time, we know you that you get to Marry Ginny and have kids.”

Ron: “Pick better names though Harry, you just know that they’re gonna be made fun of by draco’s kid”

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Hermione: “Thank you Harry for showing me how to transfigure Lavender Brown into a bowl of walnuts”

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Hermione: “Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?”

haha a la Prisoner of Azkaban

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Harry: SEE, The sun said this sweat shirt was IN.. How was I supposed to know?

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@Bruce: Hilarious caption! lol

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Harry: See, page 596 says Dumbledore dies….

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Harry: “Happy Valentines Day Hermione! It’s the first edition of Hogwarts A History.”

Hermione: “I love it Harry!! Thank you so much!”

Ron: “Damn Walnuts. I knew I should have gotten her the fudge at Honeydukes. So much for trusting Neville.”

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Dan: “Don’t tell Steve Kloves or David Yates, they’d flip if they knew i used the script for Deathly Hallows as my hiding place for my ciggarettes”

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Harry: “These are what thestrals look like.”

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Dan: “So here are the figures for how much money I make in a year.”

Emma: “Wow, I don’t make even a quarter of that amount.”

Rupert: “WHAT?!? YOU’RE GETTING PAID?? WARNER BROTHERS TOLD ME THAT THESE FILMS WERE NON-PROFIT!!!!!!”

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Dan : “Here’s my super secret acting manual. Now you can be a good actor too,”

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Emma: “You’re right Dan, Michael Gambon doesn’t play Dumbledore anything like the Dumbledore in the books.”

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Gosh, I need to breathe…you guys are just HILARIOUS!!!!

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Harry: “This is Riddle’s diary, you remember it right? I asked Dumbledore if I could keep it for some reason, forgot why though.”

Hermione: “That’s nice Harry. Now would you leave me alone please? Can’t you see that I’m trying to read?”

Ron: “Why does it smell like stinky feet?”

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Dan: “Look guys! This book is about the meaning of life!”

Emma: “No Dan, that’s just a Harry Potter book.”

Dan: “Exactly!”

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Ron: “THAT’S DISGUSTING!”

Harry: “See, I told you.”

Hermione: “No wonder hagrid wears that moleskin coat in the summer time too.”

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This is the spell that turns you back into a brunette.

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Dan: Hey Emma, I think you’d better look at this…seems we were ratted out on our valentine’s Day Date.

Emma: (Well, her face says it all)

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Harry: “Hey guys, look! This book says what’s behind that veil that Sirius fell in the the Ministry!”

Ron: “VOLDEMORT’S TOILET!!!??”

Hermione: “No wonder it’s called the Death Room

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Wow, Mountain Violet, I think you may have something there with that ViktorKrum->VictorHugo->Hugo and Rosmerta->Rose idea. Did you just come up with that now? I mean, I could really see it happening. But…I think Hermione would have an easier time putting it over on Ron than vice versa. Hmm…

I do occasionally become convinced that I ought to name my (future) kid with some secret, obscure reference to an old crush. But I usually convince myself pretty quickly that that’s a Very Bad Idea.

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Howdy, I don’t have a lot of time today, I’m gonna be in London for most of the day so here goes:

Harry: “Hermione, look at the book, not Ron’s huge nuts

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Hermione: “Ron….nuts”

Ron: “How dare you! I’m not nuts”

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Hermione: “Ron! You’re nuts, they’re…..”

Ron: “How dare you! I’m not nuts”

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Harry: Hermione I want to To Consider Taking Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour ….........Here is A Bible Hermione: I TOLD YOU HARRY NO MY PARENTS WOULDN’T ALLOW IT Ron:Please GOD SAVE HER PLEASE TAKE ME PRAYER ">INSTED Caleb:LOL its ok people i am a Christian i can make these kind of Jokes GOD:?? i don’t Get it whats the Joke here Somone Explain????

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Harry: “Snape fancied my mum? urgh… it’s enough to make me vomit”

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Harry: Hermione I want to To Consider Taking Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour ….........Here is A Bible Hermione: I TOLD YOU HARRY NO MY PARENTS WOULDN’T ALLOW IT Ron:Please GOD SAVE HER PLEASE TAKE ME PRAYER ">INSTED Caleb:LOL its ok people i am a Christian i can make these kind of Jokes GOD:?? i don’t Get it whats the Joke here Somone Explain????

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lol, good Caleb

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HP: Look I have the next book in the seris HG: Are you sure we shold look at it RW: Yeah lets so we know what lie aheads and we can avoid them.

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Harry: “Look Hermione, here are the names of my 3 future children”

Hermione: “You´ll call one of your sons WHAT?????

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Hermione -would you sign my year book, please?

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“No Hermione These are the instructions to assemble the coffee table”

or an a related Theme

“Ron I promise they are the wrong Kind of nuts, it says here to fit size 1 bolts.”

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Dan: “look Emma here are photos of us from the very first photocall in 2000”

Rupert…thinking”: hmmmmm,maybe I should “aaaaaawwwwwww” Dan, he doesn´t like that”

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Harry: Hermione! I just read DH and you get to kiss me!”

Hermione: WHAT! Harry you are not ment to be reading it!

Ron: Harry! Hermione’s mine!!!! I read it and i will marry her NOT YOU!

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Well, couldn’t afford a ring so here’s this mouldy book.

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Harry: Look at this Hermione, I found an encyclopedia all about us!!!

Hermione: Harry, are you sure that’s legal? I mean, if it’s just a printed version of the Harry Potter Lexicon…

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Harry: Listen up, I’ve just found out that Snape fancies my mother! Now we can blackmail him into giving us top grades!!

Ron: Or maybe into washing his hair once in a while.

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Harry: “Hermione… what’s Viktor Krums autograph doing in my History of Magic book…?” Hermione: “Uhm.. it was… I just… I had forgotten parchment and… you never read it!” Ron: [Thinking] “That book will be burned….”

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Harry: “Hermione, can you read me a bedtime story?”

(I hope that hasn’t already been posted. I didn’t read through 19 pages worth of comments.)

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Harry: Look Hermione I’ve just found the ingredients: Bone of the father, Flesh of the servant, and blood of the enemy. Hermione: I don’t know Harry, I don’t think Dumbledore would like the idea of us resurecting him. Ron: oh come on hermione, it’s either that or we find he’s Horcruxes.

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Harry: “Hermione, right lets cut a deal. You get to keep this nice old book and I get Ron…Deal?” Hermione: “WTF?!”

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Harry: “As this book of Latin grammar clearly shows the plural of Horcrux is Horcruxes for the Latin: dux, ducis, duci, ducem, duci, dux – and into the plural – DUCES…therefore Horcruxes” Hermione and Ron: (Aghast) Walnuts: (Bemused)

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Harry: “As this book of Latin grammar clearly shows the plural of Horcrux is Horcruxes, from the Latin: dux, ducis, duci, ducem, duci, dux – and into the plural – DUCES…therefore Horcruxes” Hermione and Ron: (Aghast) Walnuts: (Bemused)

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Harry: ok Hermione, I’ll give you this book so that you can be top in potions again, but in return, you have to tell Ron to share those Walnuts

Ron thinking: if he think he’s going to get these walnuts that easily, then he’s got another thing coming Ron: Muhahahaha, oh sorry I wasen’t meant to do that out aloud Harry and Hermione look shocked

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Harry: See Hermione it says right here!:

“Good Morning Mrs. Weasley.” Said the man that lay beside her. “Good Morning Ronald.” Hermione sighed as she leaned in to kiss the man that she had married the night before. She had dreamt of this exact moment sine she had met him but moreso during the period of time during her sixth year where WonWon and LavLav had been inseparable and she felt as if she would burst into tears every time she say them snogging eachothers brains out.

Hermione: Thats pure rubbish Harry!

~Ahhhh…..FanFiction what would we do without you?!

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Harry: I wrote down my whole life in 7 books like this one and then some woman stole it from me while I was on a train.

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Harry: Hey Hermione? What was the answer to number 3 on Snape’s DADA test? (Herminone answers) ... um… thats not what it says here….. Hermione: WHAT?! Thats impossible! how could this have happened?!!!

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Harry: “look this might help you find a horcrux later!! Wanna try and hide it somewhere?!!!”

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Harry: It says here that these type are called Pistachio nuts

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the captions are all hilarious!from now you should do this w/ every new pic!! :D

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Harry: Guys, they are making fun of us and there seems to be an obsession with Ron’s bowl of nuts

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Harry: “Hermione, do you think that this book will help me impress Ginny?” Hermione: “Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches, oh Harry this is dispicable!” Ron: whistles absentmindedly

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Harry: See, Hermione? It says so right there, Nargels really DO exist..

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Harry: Its an idiots guide to….

Hermione: Give it to Ron

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“And I’ve told you before, they keep giving you Ron’s lines, look here!”

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While this is immense fun, I dont think a caption contest would work for every photo release. Its just this photo have such wicked elements that Melissa was sure it demanded a caption contest. 392 captions later, she was proved mighty right! Come on jokers, keep it rolling past the 400 mark. There are still untapped gold left in this photo, i’m sure :)

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Harry: “Here Hermione, I want you to give this to Ron because it’ll look kinda weird if I give it to him.” Hermione: “How to put all your nuts in one bowl…”

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Hermione,this muggle book has my name on it…I think the muggles know everything

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“See, somebody marked over the title of ‘Hogwarts: A History’ and penciled in ‘The Scottish Book’.....

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Harry: ” And this is the picture of the protest march the house elves took out against S.P.E.W. “

Ron: [laughing] Look at those banners !! You’re looking wizard with that big black cross drawn across your face, Hermione! “

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Dan: “Look, this is me on the cover of the Details magazine”

Emma: “yummi”

Rupert: “I´m hungry”

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Number 1:

Harry: Can you believe I found this Hogwarts Yearbook? Can you believe Dumbledore had a mullet???

Number 2:

Hermione: How did you get an advanced copy of “The Scottish Book!?”

Harry: I found it in a field somewhere….

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Love beckett’s quote. It so fits on Leaky.

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Harry: Its written by some JK Rowling. I dont even know her yet she’s writing about my whole life.

Hermione: Um..does it mention anything about the times you and I were alone in the forest?!

Harry: no, thank god. I think she making a lot of it up, like my mole has become a lightning scar. I sound pretty cool actually

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Harry: Hermione this book says you will be holding Ron’s nuts Ron: Here Hermione have the bowl of bloody walnuts

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Harry: ...a dog, 4 eyes, filthy pig, rat, slime, excrement, Pot…cant quite make the rest of it out, ink has smudged, can you help me get these ingredients?

Hermione: Harry, its not a potion, its a description of someone.

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Harry: Hermione I just read this book and it tells the future! It says that Ron will dump Lavender and get together with you!

Ron (thinking): YES!! I dump lavender!!! YES!! And finally I can have Hermione!!

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Harry: “Hermione, This book has pictures of you with Malfoy. Explain?”

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Ok I think I have read all 401 of these and they are all hilarious! So I am going to give it a whirl (Professor Potter inspired me). Keeping with the slightly off-color theme:

Hermione: “Harry, you didn’t tell me that they asked you to pose for Playwizard!”

Harry: “Oh yeah they gace me a 10 page spread AND an article!”

Ron: “Well my chances are officially shot..”

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Ok I think I have read all 401 of these and they are all hilarious! So I am going to give it a whirl (Professor Potter inspired me). Keeping with the slightly off-color theme:

Hermione: “Harry, you didn’t tell me that they asked you to pose for Playwizard!”

Harry: “Oh yeah they gave me a 10 page spread AND an article!”

Ron: “Well my chances are officially shot..”

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Harry: Look at this idiot!

Hermione: Harry! You can’t go around showing pictures of Laura Mallory like that!!!

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harry: “See Hermione I wasn’t lying you’re sons name is Hugo.”

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Harry: I wasn’t cheating Hermione I was just following some instructions the HBP scribbled in. See..? shows hermione the book.

Hermione. Well it’s not exactly work now IS IT?

Harry: gives hermione the finger

Come on it so looks like Harry is giving her the finger lol!!

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Harry: I’m not sure but I think this is why Ron has those nuts. I found it on his bed. Hermione: hmmm…WHAT! MY DIARY! RONALD! Ron: oh crap

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As much as I’ve enjoyed this caption game, I’m beginning to wish we could get some new pics. We got this first pic of the Trio + walnuts, what, 2 or 3 days ago? So I’m hoping that means we’ll be getting some more (by which I mean at least 5 or 6 more) very, VERY soon.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if we got them this afternoon? That’s probably wishful thinking, I know, but stil… ::hopes::

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ImHermione1027, Playwizard – Ingenious! Welcome to this crazy easter party :)

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another one

hermione: Look at this

harry: No hermione look at this. I don’t end up with Draco anyways. sniff

ron thinking: I wonder what her hair feels like

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Ashley, Leaky cant fool you, you’re too alert. I think they dont have more photos yet which is why they spun this caption contest to keep us pre-occupied! And I am SURE those nuts are Pistachio, not walnuts :)

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I’m having way too much fun with this

couch: I shall eat you all

seriously the couch has fangs

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Lol thanks Prof. Potter! Some of the captions people were coming up with made me think of a Pottercast episode (not too long ago I think) and the topic of wzard porn came up in the Comments section for that Pottercast, hence Playwizard!

Oh rats I just though of an even better response to my caption from Ron:

Hermione: “Harry, you didn’t tell me that they asked you to pose for Playwizard!”

Harry: “Oh yeah they gave me a 10 page spread AND an article!”

Ron: “Oh nuts!”

Ahhahaha ok back to work :P

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Harry: What is the Scottish book doing in your bag, Hermione? Have you been reading ahead in our series again!?

Ron (to himself): why didn’t i ever think of doing that…

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Ashley: We got a whole bunch of pics for OotP in mid september 2006 (7 months after they started filming). I think they started filming HBP in mid October so by late April early May of this year we should be getting lot’s of pictures!! Yay!! Or maybe will be getting more pics today…who knows. WB can be so unpredictable. The point is is that pictures are coming soon, and hopefully a teaser trailer!!

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::takes a closer look at Ron’s nuts::

I think you’re right, Professor Potter! Pistachios it is.

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“Well the couch thing always works for the simpsons”

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Dan: Look Emma! I bound all the rumors that have been printed about us!

Emma: That’s nice, Dan. (goes back to reading)

Rupert (offers bowl of walnuts): Nuts for the nuts?

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“Wow, you really are hairy..urm, Harry.”

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Harry: “Look, Hermione, it says house-elves don’t want to be free, and that Eileen Prince isn’t the Half-Blood Prince and that the Deathly Hallows exist. And if it’s in a book it must be true!” Hermione: “No comment.”

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Ha ha, Ashley you should have converted that into the following:

Harry: Hermione, if you take a closer look at Ron’s nuts, I think you’ll find their Pistachios

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Harry: Hermione! I finally found “Hogwarts: A guide to useless props”!

Hermione: Oh Harry! Please tell me that pink hoodies are in it!

Harry: No, but bowls of walnuts just hanging out on a couch are.

Ron: Finally! I’m right. Can I eat them now?

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Harry: “Hermione this will help you to choose a new hair style!” Hermione: “Do you think harry?” LOL I like Hermione’s hair hahaha just kidding ok?! =D

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Ron: Is this another one of those lame Muggle magic tricks? Just looks like a page of splattered paint to me.

Harry: No really, if you stare at it long enough, pictures start to pop out.

Hermione: It’s called an optical illusion, Ron. And shut up, I can’t concentrate on one fixed point while I’m berating you.

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Ron: Can everyone stop talking about my nuts!

Harry: Hey Ron, In this book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, it dosen’t even mention you having any nuts.

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I wonder if anyone from WB is reading some of these captions. You know they read the big fansites like this. lol. We know Evanna loves this site. :)

Bowl of nuts: How’d I get here? I swear. First I’m a whale in space, then I’m a potted plant, and now I’m being eaten by some crazy wizard children. I knew I shouldn’t have forgotten my towel.

(little Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference there for you)

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Bowl of Nuts: The Improbability booster must be broken. How else did I end up as a bowl of nuts for some gangly ginger kid?

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LOL, Sam. Yours is better. lol

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Bowl of Nuts: I seem to be attracting a great amount of attention, i guess theirs nothing else to do but play it cool.

Ron: hey did you just see that, those nuts just moved.

Bowl of Nuts: uh oh, their on to me.

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Harry: Here’s a good one. One nut says to the other, I’m Pistachio! The other nut replied ‘Bless you’

Hermione: Put that joke book away Harry, we got OWLs to do.

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Harry: Hermione, what did the Walnut say to the Pistachio?

Hermione: Harry!...

Harry: Pist off.

Hermione: Thats it go to bed, both of you.

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Harry: I’m sick of everyone paying more attention to Ron and he’s stupid bowl of nuts, I mean I am, ‘The Chosen One, you know ‘the Boy Who Lived’ and all that.

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Alas, it is obvious we are getting desperate when we are writing captions from the perspective of a bowl of nuts and a worn couch…

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I’d just like to mention that if you look in the back of the picture, you will see a table with a bowl on it. Could that possibly be another bowl of nuts?

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Great picture! But why is Hermione’s hair BLONDE???!!!

Harry: ‘God fancy writing a book about me and making SNAPE’S name the title!’

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Yet we soldier on, until another wicked photo comes this way….not to put pressure on the poor Leaky team ;)

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Sorry, but this one’s going to be terrible…...

Harry: “Ron, Hermione, i don’t believe it, look at this!”

Ron: “Half-bloody hell”

Sorry, I can do better, as you all know too well

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Hermione: “That’s so totally WizardPhotoshopped, I DO NOT HAVE BLONDE HAIR

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Harry: I think those nuts are from the St Mungos, psychiatric ward.

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or perhaps that’s me and you Prof. Potter

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book: harry, would you mind putting me down now. I’m feeling a bit abused

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Harry: Hermione, I am on page 23, and these guys are ripping Ron’s nuts apart. I think they need a different angle otherwise end the caption contest with whatever dignity it has left!

Hermione: Ouch, sounds painful.

Harry: Trust me it is…really painful…reading these last few pages

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Hermione: “Specialis revelio!....Harry, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think this is invisible ink…..”

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book: Hey nuts how about you, me and the vampire couch get the heck out of here before hermione’s hair turns another color.

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Spinx, you had me searching hard for this second bowl of nuts. We’re going Insane.

Jasonica, well done for stearing the ship away from Ron’s…pistachios. It was frankly getting seriously unhealthy…..

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My Pleasure :D

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I just hope it won’t take them another three and a half months to release the next photo!!!!!

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Hermione: “Harry, Ron, how many times do I have to tell you, I don’t really care about Quidditch”

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I think that couch is testimony to the crew and their attention to detail. Its not a new sofa, why would it be? It has been sat on (lets just keep to being just sat on for now!) for many generations of students, and it bloody shows. On the other hand it could be Slughorn (in camoflage, damn he’s good) still trying to win Harry into his exclusive VIP club.

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Harry : “It’s my biography, Hermione, I’m REALLY Famous!”

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Harry: Hermione…i never knew you did this kind of stuff

Hermione: they offered me alot of money

Ron: let me see that magazine

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Hermione: “Harry, I really do think that you and Ginny are a wonderful couple, but there really is no need to show me pictures of you two snogging.”

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Harry:’I can’t believe Snape wrote this book.’ Ron: ‘He may aswell have just copped off with the Monster Book of Monsters and declared that book their offspring.’

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Hermione: ‘BOYS, for the last time, i’m not interested in this years issue of Top 12 Veela’.

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Hermione: Thats Disgusting! Harry: I know… these magazines are just like John said they were.

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Daily Prophet thinking “When I grow up I want to be that book”

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Book thinking “I want to be a tree, again.”

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harry- colin takes pretty okay pictures….see? herbology…a slug…a random pumpkin…. ...4 pages later… hemione- giggle ron….should someone have taken a picture of that? ron- WHAT?!

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thanks to tgfoy, we’ve gone from Ron’s nuts to some form of strange surrealism

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Yeah, it’s very Young Ones, isn’t it? I’m enjoying it, though. It’s weirdly amusing.

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Harry: Ok Hermione, this is it. I’ve been working towards this moment for years.

Hermione: (sigh) What is it, Harry?

Harry: I’m going to make this book float… WITHOUT using my wand! I’ve got to have my hand juuuust right for it to work, though.

Ron: Ooooh Harry, let me see! Wait, I’ll just get some popcorn. (starts eating walnuts)

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Couldnt agree more. I feel this whole thing becoming a work of art, a fusion between Picasso, Andy Warhol and uh Farell Brothers

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Harry: Hermione…i never knew you did this kind of stuff

Hermione: they offered me alot of money

Ron: let me see that magazine Posted by Jen on March 21, 2008 @ 03:15 PM

my favorite by far :)

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Harry: Check out this book, Hermione, your good with Ancient Runes

Hermione: That’s not Ancient Runes Harry, it’s Greek

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Harry- Hey look! I found our first year yearbook! Hermione look at your hair!

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Kevin thank you

takes a big bow

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Hermione: Urgh! That’s one side of Mundungus Fletcher I didn’t want to see

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Hermione: Harry put that away before somebody finds out.

Ron thinking: I still want to know what her hair feel like…

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I am really really sorry Jasonica I think I must need help of some sort help my wife is calling the men in white coats as I type but I have another.

Daily prophet thinking “Rita Skeeta could take a leaf out of that book”

My wife is now beating me with a rolling pin for that one. I’m going to watch some more monty python before I get in any deeper.

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Hermione: Quit sulking, Ron. What did you expect when you asked Fred and George for suggestions on romantic gifts? Walnuts, I ask you!

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Harry: Yeah, it’s right here… those are Snargaluff pods. I can’t believe you bet McClaggan when he bet you wouldn’t eat that whole bowl of “nuts”.

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Hermione: Harry it’s just a dictionary

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Harry: Ron, I swear I didn’t know what that spell would do, but I’m sure Hermione can figure out the counter-spell to put everything back where it was… I didn’t know that would happen after I tried vanishing them and they multiplied by ten… I’m sure it won’t affect your Keeping, though. Just don’t break that bowl.

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Harry: Its called “Everything You Wanted to know about Nuts but were Afraid to Ask” by Leaky Muggles.

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Seems like everyone has milked the poor photo dry! maybe a few drops left.

Cant wait to see this very intense scene in the cinema and burst out laughing with confused reactions around me.

And so IMHO, Jared’s ”...and this is me in Equus” gets my vote hands down!

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Ah, I tried, back to doing stand-up for me then… but still, it was a VERY good joke

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On a more serious note, I sure hope we get another pic soon…. so we can do this all over again

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Sorry I’ve just come up with another:

Harry: go on, take it, you know you want to

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An addition to Jared’s:

Harry: ”...and this is me in Equus…”

Hermione: “fantastic use of the engorgement charm Harry!”

Ron: “yeah well, I have big nuts!”

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Harry: Look Hermione, it’s all here in Dumbledore’s diary….he really is gay.

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Harry: It was like this… Ron, Neville, and I were in the library when Madame Pince saw me with this book. She did her nut. Unfortunately she was waving her wand at Neville… well, it was lucky we had a bowl.

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Harry: So what if Mrs. Weasley didn’t include anything for you this Easter. I got this grubby old book and Ron got a bowl of nuts… I think it must be PMS.

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Harry: Look Hermione! It’s a copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard. Do you know how much we could get for this on e-bay!?

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guys u all rock with your captions, here goes mine:

Harry: Guys, what are we doing?

Hermione: Doing something weird in the common room with a bowl of nuts so people on Leaky can let the dirty part of their minds run askew.

Ron: Yea, cause people on Leaky RARELY do that. rolls eyes

enjoy keep it up = )

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Professor Potter, you are so right! I’ll be sitting watching the movie and this scene comes on. It’s a serious mood and then all of a sudden I start to remember all of these captions and laugh for about 5 minutes… I think I’ll get kicked out of the theater.

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Harry: I showed Ron this book of “Tales of Beedle the Bard” and told him I read in it that Babbity Rabbity would grant his greatest wish for Easter if he left out a bowl of nuts for her.

Hermione: Harry, that’s a dirty lie!

Harry: Well, Ron should have remembered I can’t read ancient runes!

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Harry: No, I’m pretty sure HBP doesn’t stand for “Half-Blond Princess” but if you want this book bad enough to do that to yourself… take it, it’s yours.

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Dan: This was supposed to be the script for DH but I just heard they’re dividing it into two parts. Rupert’s bummed ‘cause he thinks they’re still only paying us for the one movie.

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There’s a psychological test called the Thematic Apperception Test which has various scenes and people tell stories about them which then are interpreted to reveal the personality of the one telling the story.

This photo is good for captions because there is so little actually there that any number of scenarios can be invented for it. Other photos may not be so fruitful.

Still, after reading all of the captions I think psychologists around the world are rubbing their hands and smiling with the knowledge that there is a whole bunch of people out there in need of their services!

Their mistake, though. I think everyone is creative and funny—although Jared’s mind worries meP. His is the funniest but there are many almost as funny. Keep it up!

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Harry: “Hermione—” Hermione & Ron are kissing. Harry: “Eh?” They continue to kiss. Harry: “Hermione!” Hermione & Ron come off the snogging. Hermione: “YES?!” Harry: “You dropped your copy of The Witches Guide to Wizard Snogging”. Hermione: “Oh..right”. Ron looks puzzled. Hermione turns scarlet. Harry laughs to himself.

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Harry: “Hermione—”

Hermione & Ron are kissing.

Harry: “Eh?” They continue to kiss.

Harry: “Hermione!”

Hermione & Ron come off the snogging.

Hermione: “YES?!”

Harry: “You dropped your copy of The Witches Guide to Wizard Charming”.

Hermione: “Oh..right”.

Ron looks puzzled.

Hermione turns scarlet.

Harry laughs to himself.

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Dan: See, here’s the script. I did so get some in December Boys.

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Emma: “OMG we’ve got five seconds until he takes the picture!”

Dan: “QUICK! ACT LIKE YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING!”

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Harry: Yep, there it is all right written in the margin of the Felix Felicis instructions… ‘Sit on a couch alone with a bowl of walnuts and you will get lucky.’ Sorry, Ron, who knew this bloke wrote this last entry with an old “Spell-Check Quill” from Fred and George’s shop.

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Harry: “Krum told me to give this to you.”

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Harry: No kidding, that’s all me. Just because I’m shorter than Ron doesn’t mean… (Thinks to himself—she’ll never know the difference. It’s not like she’ll ever take Polyjuice potion with one of my hairs and become me or anything.)

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Come on somebody and write one more caption so we can reach 500 and let everyone go to bed. Huh Oops. Good Night.

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harry:hermione,this is a nude pic of me from equus… hermione:wow…...(speechless)..i had no idea….. ron to harry: i’ll show you mind if you show me yours!!

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harry:mione,did u go and see the equus play? hermione:hmmm..yes i did,that guy,Dan-he’s a friend of yours is it? harry:yeah..,so what do u think abt sizes?his or mine matter? ron: Mione…what abt mine?? Hermione: OMG!!my secret is all out!!!

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“Cant wait to see this very intense scene in the cinema and burst out laughing with confused reactions around me.”

My thought exactly! I’m going to start giggling when this scene pops up.

There’s a dozen I could vote for, but my top vote has to be for mollywobbles ‘I’m too sexy…’ back on page 16

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Ron. ” Bloody brilliant book, Harry. Keep it safe!” Harry: “I know, it is just great. There is meaning behind everything the Half-Blood Prince put in it.” Ron: ” Like I´m wacked out of my mind´? That kind of meaning?”

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Hermione: “Honestly, Haary, I did not ruin that book…”

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Harry: Hermione, do you want my copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? Hermione: No thanks Harry, I already have one, he’s sitting right behind me.

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Harry: Look Hermione, it’s Ron’s photo album. Look here’s Ron at the Burrow, and is that the same bowl of nuts.

Hermione: Wait a minute Harry, that bowl of nuts is in everyone of these photos.

Harry: Ron, do you have something to tell us.

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Dan: Hey Emma look heres a picture of this very scene, and Leaky have done lots of captions for it … They seem to really like Ron’s nuts

Emma: Well, Ron’s nuts are great

Harry looks bemused

Emma: Not like I’ve seen them or anything

Ron starts whistling absent-mindedly

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Harry: I told Ron, he’ll have to be nuts to try out for quidditch, I think he misunderstood…

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Harry: It says here that eating half a bowl of nuts WILL make you vomit. So please, Hermione, go sit somewhere safe.

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Hermione: Harry, I will give you the spell to unstuck your fingers when you tell me what were you doing with Ron’s copy of Playwizard?

Harry: How do you know its Ron’s?

Hermione: Um…yeah…ok here’s the spell. Un Stucio Mastuburious

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Prof. Potter, I doubt that spell will be in the film

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Harry: Hermione look this book says you marry Ron, I wonder who gave JK Rowling that idea.

Ron: (Shifty eyes)

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Harry: It says Professor Dumbledore is gay. I dont have any problem with that, do you?

Hermione: No, I dont…what about you, Ron?

Ron: course I dont, why should I have a problem with someone being happy?

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Hermione: Snape kills Dumbledore?

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Harry: Look…. it’s a Bible.

Hermione: ::sigh:: Laura Mallory just WON’T give up will she?

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“Cant wait to see this very intense scene in the cinema and burst out laughing with confused reactions around me.”

My thought exactly! I’m going to start giggling when this scene pops up.

There’s a dozen I could vote for, but my top vote has to be for mollywobbles ‘I’m too sexy…’ back on page 16

Posted by anne on March 22, 2008 @ 05:08 AM

Thanks, anne! Hehe

I really hope it’s not a serious scene, but it probably is. We’re going to look really odd laughing at a scene about disappearances and the book. And nuts, of course. We’re all doomed!

Harry: Look at these poor Muggles! They’ve gone absolutely bonkers over this photo of us.

Hermione: Harry, that’s how we look right now! They’re watching us! How do Muggles even know about us?!?

Ron: My sexiness is incredibly alluring. They can’t help themselves.

Hermione: Oh, of course! Quick, Ron! Quick! Eat a nut so they’ll go even more mad!

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Harry: “I can’t read it”

Hermione: “I don’t believe it, even in the wizarding world you get Japanese instruction manuals”

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Ron’s thinking “I’m too cool for wizard school”

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Harry: I’ve compiled all the readers caption jokes into this book. RDR has encouraged me to publish it as my own original material and not to worry about lawsuits. They’ll handle that part.

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If they lose, though…....

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Harry: Look Hermione, this book says that when the sneakascope spins, someone untrustworthy is around.

Hermione: yeah but who is it.

Ron thinking: I knew I shouldn’t have stole those nuts.

Nuts thinking: I knew I shouldn’t have let Voldermort turn me into a Horcrux

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Harry: “look, here are the words for “The Mysterious Ticking Noise”

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Harry: “Look, here are a list of all the captions that have been in the competition so far”

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Harry: OK, I’ll start first

Hermione: Oh. alright, go on then

Harry: Snape Sanpe Severas Snape

Ron: Dumbledore

Hermione: Ron

Ron: What?

Hermione: Nooo, you meant to say Heeermiooooneeee. Oh its useless, Harry, Ron just doesnt get the song

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Harry: “The Bible doesn’t say anything about fantasy being evil.”

Hermionie: “So wait you mean I can accept Jesus as saviour and still enjoy our books and movies? That’s GREAT!”

Ron:”Who listens to ccm junkies anyway? That’s real witchcraft!”

All Three: “Heard that!”

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“I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but as it turns out, it is all just a book.”

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Nice picture, looks just like I thought it would!!!! Love it!!!!!!

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“What do you mean you don’t read fan fic?”

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Hermione: “Harry, you did what with Professor McGonagall?!!!!”

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Ron: “I’m in luvvve! I’m in luvvve! And, I don’t care who knows it!”

Harry: “Bowls of bezoars or not, Hermione.” “Tis the least of our worries.”

Hermione: “Right.” (Distantly and flustered.) A poison the wizard could never quite fully recover from.”

Harry: (Empathetically.) “Ron may never truly love you. —These chocolates have Lavender’s name written all over them.”

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hermione: ron!stop eating those nuts!you’ll get sick… ron: hrruumppphhh…( she has to keep mothering me does,she) harry: hermione, do u know how to use a condom? hermione: a what???! ron:(wakes up), what is that thing? hermione: It’s ah umm ah…..I …umm..you…know….ahhh….......

harry: My God! Hermione jean Granger actually dumbstruck!by the Prince.

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Hermione: WHAT? No don’t be silly harry, my eyebrows don’t jump around my head! Harry: (very seriously) Well, As you can see, the fans have noticed, ive noticed, ron’s noticed, HERMIONE, YOU NEED TO NOTICE AND GET CONTROL OF YOUR EYEBROWS!

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Dan: Here’s the recipe for kissing your best friend and your boy friend all in one movie. No problem about kissing me and Rupert in DH.

Emma: (muttering) Geez, I’m just glad they divided DH into two parts. I can postpone kissing these guys for three more years!

Rupert: (muttering) I finally stop becoming the comic relief but he steals my scene again. Harry rotter.

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And the WINNER is …..

Emma: Dan is so hot.

Rupert: Dan is so hot.

Dan: Dan is so hot.

The walnuts: Dan is so hot.

LOL, rofl

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lol most of these are so funny

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Ron: “I’m in luvvve! I’m in luvvve! And, I don’t care who knows it!”

Harry: (Distracted by Ron.) “Keeping him preoccupied with bezoars.” “It doesn’t seem to be working, Hermione.”

Hermione: “Exactly.” (Distantly and flustered.) “It’s the poison, Harry.” “The kind a witch or wizard never quite fully recovers from.”

Harry: (Empathetically.) “Relax, Hermione. Ron isn’t madly in love with you either. —These chocolates have Lavender’s name written all over them.”

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Ron: (Bellowing out.) “I’m in luvvve! I’m in luvvve! And, I don’t care who knows it!”

Harry: (Distracted by Ron.) “Keeping him preoccupied with bezoars.” “It doesn’t seem to be working, Hermione.”

Ron: “Hermione?” “Hermione Granger, you say?” “Oh ‘mione, ‘mione, her hair is like butter…”

Hermione: “Exactly.” (Distantly and flustered.) “It’s the poison, Harry.” “The kind a witch or wizard never quite fully recovers from.”

Harry: (Empathetically.) “Relax, Hermione. Ron isn’t madly in love with you either. —These chocolates have Lavender’s name written all over them.”

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OMG. These are all so funny. I just read through all 27 pages and can’t stop laughing! I think I will crack up in the theater too! By the way, her hair may not be that blond, to me, it looks like there is a fire going, making her, and Harry’s, hair look lighter. Either that, or Harry and Ron went blond too. Just think: the golden blond trio at the playwizard castle. . .

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Cool pic. I can’t wait to see the movie. All the trio look awesome. i love Hermione’s hair, it’s perfectly bushy and Ron looks mighty fine!

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Harry: According to the list of borrowers on the library stamp page, you were the first to borrower…in 1586. Exactly how far back do you use your time-turner, Hermione?

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Dev, methinks you have just topped 27 pages of jokes with your last sentence! Came back here to cheer up after the rather sombre post about the leaky-lexicon split. Nice one.

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Harry : Come on! look Hermione, Im tell you truth this is the one book you have not read!

Hermione: Impossible! thereisn’t a book in this castle i have not read!looks at the book oh my godness your right Harry! can i borrow it?

Ron: looks at the book Hey! thats my mum’s missing cookbook! now she can make use these nuts to make us some brownies!

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Dan: Look, it’s the potions book of the Half-blood prince!

Emma: What nonsense are you spouting – hey, there’s a tabloid page inside this book. Oh no, it’s that trash rumor about me and Lily fighting over Rupert.

Dan: Don’t worry. This is nothing compared to the 20 cigarettes a day I’m supposed to be smoking.

Emma: This is just as bad. They didn’t even get it right. Rupert wasn’t trying on Armani suits. He was putting on that dress robe he wore for the Yule ball to see if it still fits! Lily has dared him to wear that during their date.

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Dan: here’s the potions book that they’re going to use in the movie. What are you reading?

Emma: (blushing) Uhm… the daily prophet. Just checking the… (Dan grabs the paper) Hey, that’s mine!

Dan: Great headline from “The Sun” – tension between Emma and Rupert over LIly Allen – Beats my 20 sticks a day. ha ha!

Rupert: (munching walnuts) Keep laughing Dan or I’ll leak to the tabloids that it’s actually you trying on those Armani suits. As if I would be caught dead wearing Armani.

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Harry: There’s 4 of you in the same school group photo. I think you might have overdone it with the time turner, Hermione.

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Harry: I’m offering you this charming book, only for 5 Sickles and 23 Knuts

Ron (while eating): 23 Nuts? NO! MY nuts!

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...and thats me in The Boy, the Horse, and the Shrink…the American version of Equus.

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Hermione: “Uuhm…Harry. You´ve turned the book upside down

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Harry: (Speaking quietly. Ron has him pegged.) “He’s gone mental, Hermione.” “Defending the honor of anything that moves.”

Harry: “Finally had enough of it.” (Motioning his words.) “As I shoved a bezoar down his throat, he jerked his wand, and said…”

Ron: “EAT!” (Mumbled words.) “Harry!”

Harry: “They’ve come in bushels ever since.”

Hermione: (She seems to care at first, then changes.) “Serves the both of you, Harry!” “At least, now, he’s useful for something.” “And, yooou!,...hmmph.” “You know how I feel about that book!!.”

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Ron: (Intoxicated with chocolate. Slurs poetry.) ” ‘mione, ‘mione, her hair is like butter…” “Her teeth…like the stars…they come out at night.” “Her hands remain void of all vision, deep, deep, to the depths, since the day she was born.”

Hermione: (With the fury of an eternal howler. Charging like a bull.) “RRRONALD WEEASLEY!!!” “Take that”

Ron: “Squeek!” (Whomps down into the couch. Begins spewing bezoars.)

Harry: (Scared for his life.) “Care for a bit of history, Hermione!”

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Rupert: Those two always exclude me from the conversation. Just you wait when my new pics and my new interviews come out for the new product I am endorsing. I will be reborn. I will be the new face of “Dizzying Walnuts”!

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Dan: Hows your nuts, Ron?

Rupert: Yeah, it was cool, wicked, yeah

Emma: Eloquently said as usual, Rupert.

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Dan: I bought this Thesaurus for Rupert

Hermione: I’m sure he will find it “cool, wicked, yeah”

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Dan: I bought this Thesaurus for Rupert

Emma: I’m sure he will find it “cool, wicked, yeah”

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Haven’t read all of these so if this is a duplicate, sorry!

Harry: See Hermione, this says that if you eat nuts before a meal, you’ll eat less Ron: This sweater makes me look fat, doesn’t it? I need more nuts.

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[Polyjuice potion gone awry.]

Goyle: (Lounges sickly with what looks like a bowl of sticky buns.)

Malfoy: (With spiteful indignation.) “Potter!? The Half-Blood Prince!?”

Malfoy: (Flipping through pages of the book.) “Why…, it will take a thousand bezoars to rid us of this foul, loathsome stinch!” “Wretched…”

Crabbe: (Rather likes being a mudblood. In awe.) “Hermione….” “is like a whole other country.”

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Ron: (Steadying Neville under the invisibility cloak. Neville’s holding an extremely cantankerous chokeberry plant from Professor Snape’s stash.)

Harry: “Every girl’s book, Hermione?” (Holding a title that reads, Jupiter: Nut of the Gods.)

Hermione: “For all kinds of skin maladies.”

Hermione: “Arginine, Harry.” (Tapping Harry’s knee.) “It just might close your inner eye to Voldemort.”

Harry: “Ron has been eating them on the hour.” “Hoping to bulk up for…Lav Lav, ... Uugh!”

Ron: (Radar on.) “Did someone say Lavender?”

Hermione: (Haughtily. Uppity.) “Reaallly, Ron!” “Anything more than once a week will flush out your bowels!”

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[Dreadful times call for desperate measures. Pardon my French.]

Ron: (Having a hard time getting small inanimate objects, like walnuts, to levitate into his hand.) “Up!” “Uup!” “Bloody-hell up!”

Hermione: (Having a hard time these days looking at Ron without becoming petrified.)

Harry: (As with all the trials in his life, especially on test day, he keeps a mirror around, or in a book.) “Here. Try this, Hermione.” “Look at him.” “He’s your Romeo, and you’re his Juliet.”

Hermione: (Gives Harry the “I hate boys” smirk.)

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Harry:”And this is the page where I got naked in Equus”

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Harry:”Tom Riddle says he saw what you and Ron did by the fire last night. Oh, and Ron, he says nice butt.”

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Harry: ”...and this is when I had to pose naked.” Hermione: “oh…erm…wow”

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[Kreacher and Dobby have just disappeared from the room. They seem to be working in concert with the potions book.]

Ron: (Swollen from head to toe after reenacting his flashing-light, Levicorpus, Liberacorpus incident, over and over and over.)

Hermione: (Flushed fully pink by the lingering remnants of Amortentia potion, coming from who knows where, in love with who knows what.)

Harry: “What do you take of it, Hermione?” (Holding out a page that reads, “Stir readily, add leavening, and a gram plum out of the red bowl of walnuts.”)

Hermione: “Clever elves with an update.” (Beaming.) “Anagram reads: Ron’s owl is Malfoy.”

Harry: (Empathetically.) “Poor bird!” “I curse Malfoy with every breath.”

Ron: (Arrogantly.) “Poor me!” “I change Malfoy’s newspapers.”

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[The common room is filled with the sound of the Wizard Band, Limp Niblets. With all due respect, to all.]

Limp Niblets: (Using a style reminiscent of the Beastie Bees. Singing.) “Rollin’ with the Three Big “G”s.” “Three WHIZZLES!”

Limp Niblets: “Stifle my cre-a-tiv-ity.” “My SCHNIZZLE!”

Limp Niblets: “Fellas!, yeah Haters!” “Put THIS dialogue, in your bizzle.”

Limp Niblets: (Drummer says,”..........whatever! Homieeeeeeeee!”) “We rollin’, rollin’, rollin’...”

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Look what I did in my pants Hermione!

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Dan: My favourite caption so far is “Emma: They said WHAT about me in Leaky?”

Emma: Is there one where I punch you in the face? That would be my favourite.

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Hermione: AHHH! OH MY GOSH! Harry: What? What’s happening? Ron: Are you alright? Hermione: What is that “horrible thing” you are showing me? I CAN’T LOOK AT IT ANY LONGER! Ron: Ewe… what is that thing? IS SO BAD IT BLINDS! Harry: guys, please! It’s just Professor Snape with a pony tail. Hermione: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

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Harry: ... and this is how my kids will look like. Hermione: Ewe. They look like doby.

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[The present is the past. And, the future is not what it seems.]

Limp Niblets: (Wizard band sounding-off in the background.) ”....yeah! Take THAT ONE to court. Put it in a book!...” “The JUDIZZLE.”

Ron: (Had Kreacher by the neck before he disappeared. Kreacher had a reason to be intolerant of mudbloods these days.) “Tad chilly in here.” “I don’t feel happy at all.”

Harry: “Reparo!” (The tattered cover switched with the new cover of the potions book.)

The Pink Hermione: (This Hermione has turned herself back from 20 years into the future.) (Distantly and flustered.) “Gasp!”

Harry: “What? It’s not like it’s Riddle’s diary, or anything.”

The Pink Hermione: (With the fury of an eternal howler. Devil-like really.) “I AAAAAM RIDDLLLLLE’S DIARY.”

Harry: “Well, that makes things a bit more complicated.”

Ron: (Startled.) “Expectoooo Patronuuuuuuum!” (His little terrier swooshes through the common room.)

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Harry: “Come on, Hermione. Just read the first chapter.”

Hermione: “But Harry, I really don’t think it will sell. No one in the muggle world will ever want to read a book about your life.”

Harry: “But I’m the Boy Who Lived, the Chosen One.”

Ron: (thinking to himself) I could write a book about MY life.

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Harry: “Look Hermione, my Equus picture was NOT photoshopped, and I didn’t use a body double either..”

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[The effects of Educational Decree #1996: No Fair Use!, or utter nuclear annihilation for that matter.]

Toby: (Plopped down on a couch at the Boarding School for the Inept. He worked hard that summer. His family, a church-going group of migrant nut farmers, has no home really.) “Yo!” “Not sure how long I’ll stay. October maybe.”

Lucille Papoose Tejas Rejkovic Hernandez: (Has had many parents. She’s reading about the Ministry of the Queen’s lastest efforts at Hellenization; to rid the world of all blond intelligent people.) “We’ve got to stop this madness!” “We need someone to save us!”

Robert Sebastian: (He and Toby are a few years behind Lucille in school. He’s begging to borrow one of her tattered old books, because he can’t afford them on his own.) “Penny for your thoughts?” “My creativity has been stifled.”

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Radcliffe: Emma, look! I’m NAKED in Chapter 35! That really isn’t the career I’m looking for… I mean- Emma?

(Emma Watson is now lost in an apparently very good daydream) Besides, it’s not like-

Watson: I think you should totally go for it Dan!

(Radcliffe shows Emma Chapter 31)

Watson: This book is an ABOMINATION! I refuse to work like this!

(Both actors storm off the set of The Half Blood Prince, ruining the entire deal and forcing director David Yates to find new actors, which turn out to be Haley Joel Osment and Dakota Fanning. The movie, which now had to start over, became extremely rushed and problematic, and was a failure. Not only did it make a horribly low box office gross, but JK Rowling was angered by the fact that American actors were hired and she cut off all licensing rights, stopping all further movies, toys, video games, and the heavily anticipated Wizarding World of Harry Potter. With the franchise stopping at an abrupt and horrible end, David Yates and many employees of Warner Brothers Universal Studios went bankrupt. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the other hand, grew to be adored and charitable Hollywood Stars, as well as good friends with JK Rowling.)

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Harry: (Not sure what to make of it.) “Apparently there is a seven-step potion to turn someone gay, as well.” “Gamortentia, to be exact.” “Scribbled in the margins, it says, ‘per the specifications of G.B.P. (Gray Beard Phoenix).’”

Ron: “I’ve heard of him, before!” (Then thinking to himself, “Now, where have I heard of him before?”)

Hermione: “It’s Ancient Runes language that symbolizes a wise man with an Egyptian bird.” “That’s got to be Dumbledore.” “That’s who the potion was made for.”

Harry: “But why would Dumbledore need the Half-Blood Prince?” “Why would Dumbledore need a potion to turn someone gay?”

Narrator: (And there sat J.K.R, knitting translucently by the fire. The only thing brighter than her big clever smile was the tiara that rested on her brow. You see, for her, it was the perfect plot twist. With Dumbledore weaving to-and-fro, in-and-out of the story, there had to be the turning of time. And now, with Dumbledore literally unable to have children, who would ever think that any of the trio, or anyone else from Dumbledore’s Army, actually belonged to him. Oh yes!, she grins, there are still many things to tell.)

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