Beware!

Apr 01, 2008

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My Inner Eye has once again taken me past the mundane reality and into the beyond! The celestial bodies moving serenely in space have once again shown me the future. After prolonged study of complicated star charts, I have seen the forthcoming death of one of our own. Lives will be shattered! Saturn’s conjunction with Jupiter’s third largest moon informs me strife among the wizard rock band, Harry and the Potters. By the end of the next lunar cycle, the band will cease to exist! The Grim is yet again on the prowl for the innocent! Beware! Beware!





26 Responses to Beware!

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Just love Sybill!! She’s always right!!!!!!

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I love April Fools!

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She’s even better than Fierenz! I like her style! [I wonder who the “one of our own is?!]

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GASP! SYBIL!

HOW WILL THE MUGGLES WROCK MOVEMENT SURVIVE THE DEATH OF ITS FOUNDERS?

Where can I send my flowers? Do you know if Paul or Joe prefer roses or daisies? Ask now before it’s too late!

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These rock ! But why are the predictions always after we here the news ? Bit strange that.

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OMGOSH NOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS U CAN’T PREDICT THAT!!!! WTFALLING HIPPOGRIFS ARE U THINKING WAGH!!!!!!

c’mon… Sybil… don’t you check the main page before you put your news?

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What are you predicting next? I suggest you predict all Wizard Rock Bands breaking up, or Voldemort winning the presidence of the United States after killing Kreacher (see mugglenet’s April’s fools) or maybe that the internet has finally fallen under highly restrictive laws!

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I love how they brought her in to predict stuff BEFORE it happens, and she’s running about half an hour late on all her stuff….brilliant!

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Wow, I can’t believe it is APRIL already…I feel Christmas was yesterday!...anyway, yes Sybill, very nice, what will you predict next? Some HBP pictures? Probably since they are not coming!

LOL, Happy April Fools everyone!!! :D

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Sybill you rock.. xD

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Sybil, that’s awesomenezz. Little bit late, but still…

huggle-luffs Sybil

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Dear Professor Trelawney

I love your predictions. I am such a big fan. I see the Grim several times too, especially every time before I die.

I have one request. Can you tell us which part in Deathly Hallows, the film will be split? And also, do you foresee a re-union of Harry and the Potters from midnight tonight?

Yours truly awed by the your inner eye

Fan

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Now thats what I call a prophecy!! It’s even got the Grim in it, so it has to be true!! lol

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We’re already ahead of you Syb. Hopefully your next prediction will be on time =] Love you x

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Oh, noez! ::clutches hair in dismay::

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Sybill… you ROCK xD

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Really? ‘Cause I heard something about Uranus’ movement. dies XD is stupid

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Just one question Sybill – how come you predicted this after the leaky announcement about the break up? Your Inner Eye has an interesting way of working ;) I think I prefer Moody’s eye though. Haha only joking (kinda) =P

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Oops I see other people have noticed that too ;)

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do you know witch part of the deathly hollows movie will be split as soon as you tell us

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It toke her time to learn how to post on leaky, dont you think

She should be a regular on leaky, she awesome!!!! XD

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ROTFL! What a pity that Sybil can’t stay. It’s too funny! Great idea for April fools day.

But can’t you let her stay and give her a column or something? Now that wouls be fun!

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This is hilarious :D

Hats off for language and choice of words, I love it! :)

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How?? How are you able to get everything right after it has already been posted? Reveal your secret or you yourself will be at risk of being fired by the end of today!

Wow…that was pathetic, but for some reason I felt like typing that. Anyways, I see the pattern now….

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So, the Planet Europa has told us this? Naw kidding,

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Sybill!!!

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