Harry and the Potters Break Up

Apr 01, 2008

Posted by Melissa Anelli
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Sad news today, Potter fans: We’ve just been told that the popular wizard rock band – in fact, the grandwizards of the genre and the band that many current bands claim as inspiration – Harry and the Potters has broken up.

The two members will both be releasing solo albums, one from Harry Year Four entitled “In 3 Years I Turn Into a Jerk,” and from Harry Year Seven called “What a Loser I Used to Be.” The album art is below. Both will be released June 25th.

The split followed an argument about the band’s future. We’ll miss you HatP! We’re going to take a moment here on Leaky to remember them by playing one of our favorites of their songs.

Here are the two future album covers:

Maybe we’ll see them together again, one day…if only it would be tomorrow…





56 Responses to Harry and the Potters Break Up

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Haha, nice one, Happy April Fool’s!

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NO!!!!! APRIL FOOLS, DANGIT!

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There’s no point in living anymore!

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Hahahaha!

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I almost bought that one :D The best one I’ve read on the Internet so far :P Cool song by the way :) Happy April Fools

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hehhe nice one whose idea was it???

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HAHAHA!

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This years April Fools was much better than last years…

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YEAH! now THAT’s a passable April Fools joke!

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bwahahahahha!

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C’mon, I think you’ve got to something WAY better than this, remember we´re HP fans and if there is something we can do is forshadow and pick up details… after so many years of great spoofs, like the Leakymug one, you aren’t seriously thinking we’ll fall for this one, do you?

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Happy April Fools Day, Leaky staffers, Joe, and Paul! =D I hope you have something else up your sleeve, too. <3

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Haha, we all called this bluff Leaky folks: nice April Fool’s try!

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Heehee That’s A Good One. It’s A Bit More Realistic than “Kreacher In White House Run” Over At MuggleNet!! Hahahaha you guys are so funny!!..x

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Hey Lunis, it’s not OUR news, go talk to the HatP boys. :)

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I’m all cold and empty inside. I think Harry and the Potters just sucked out my soul.

:)

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I believed this for .004 seconds and nearly had a heat attack. :) :)

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ajá… yeah, right… like they’re always serious and announce such a thing on April’s Fools… You guys are not fooling anyone!

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Oh my gosh, how emberassing … I just came from MuggleNet, reading through all of their jokes, laughing my head off – then I want to look what you’re doing, read the headline and … FALL FOR IT xD It just seemed so realistic to me … and for a second I thought “THIS WILL BE THE END FOR WIZARDROCK, BWAHH!” ^^ Nice one, Leakys!

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Well Seamus, this news comes from HatP themselves… also an April’s Fools… lol!

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Ha ha..Its just as funny as Deathly Hallows split into 2 films. Wait…Deathly Harrows will be split into 2? What the…

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Let’s not forget to wish a special HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Gred and Feorge Weasley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leaky, just so you know, Whompy’s also breaking up with himself and he says he wants a corporate job, a suit and a margarita. It’s on his myspace blog… :D

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nice one guys! you had me for a moment…

it would be funny, if they’d actually released these albums, though :D

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LOL—it’s not so much that we figure it out, it’s that one moment when you see something and believe it, even if it’s only a second before you remember that it’s April Fool’s Day.

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Wouldn’t it? What a looser I used to be and In three years I turn into a jurk! that’s be funny

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Fricken hysterical! This is the funniest one yet.

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“Maybe we’ll see them together again, one day…if only it would be tomorrow…” I loved that part!

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This happens to be my favorite song of theirs! lol These posts are great guys btw! :) They’re definitely a great break from classes today

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LMAO, I love this one!

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I blame Yoko.

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Love it! This is the most believable of them all. But it didn’t work on me b/c I came here to look for jokes.

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hahahaha…nice one, Leaky! Happy April Fool’s Day!

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Okay, if that was an April Fool, you guys Fooled me. Haha, realy funny!

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i just started crying…........... you ABSOLUTELY GOT ME!!

good one…but cruel …

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Lol nice April Fools joke. Good thing I was expecting it this year =)

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its as bad as Matt’s and Alex’s prank least not another certain site has some interestin ones… ; )

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Hmm, maybe it will be tomorrow, when April Fools’ Day is over. : )

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I cannot believe I almost fell for this.

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Hahaha I actually believed this at first and then I was like “wait this is ridiculous” lol I’m very gullible.

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This is hilarious, APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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April Fools! I knew you guys were going to post a joke, so I deliberately looked for it and this post is pretty obvious with the Photoshop albums calling themselves losers and jerks. Didn’t fool me this time.

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lol

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ZOMG!!! OHNOES!!! ZOMG!!! OHNOES!!! My heart is breaking into two as I’m typing!

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Good one guys! But I came on here with the sole purpose of looking for jokes. Fantastic job on the jokes this year! I’m glad they weren’t cruel like the one last year. I nearly had a heart attack then. LOL.

Happy April Fool’s Day! <333

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IF this was true I would have to call my entire family and all of friends to just plain cry! I just found out Cuaron is not directing and same ol’ angry Dumbledore for DH. When I first read about HatP I almost freaked out… after just finding out all the bad movie news, that would have been cruel.

My first thought was of my sister and her boyfriend Kyrod who swear they will not marry until HatP can play at their wedding. I thought the wedding was off for sure.

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MELLISA ANELLI!!! You have a CRUEL sense of humor!

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OH MY GOSH;..I was like spazzing, like I called my friends until I finally figured out it was a joke … pft, I am so gullible to not figure this out ;p NIce Leaky Staffers ;p <3

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OH! So not funny!

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Wow… you guys really had me bad there. I thought it was real, and i died a little (well actualy a lot) inside. Then i remembered it was april fools day! Yay!

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I would buy those CD’s….........lmao!! What would all us Melissa/Paul shippers do??? Happy April fools =)

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i belived i just almost was going to cry i love HatP.lol

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Hahaha, this time I knew!! Come on guys, you can’t underestimate Potter fans THAT much!! I think most people caught on!

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That has to be the best April fools ever!!!!! Seriously, i saw it early this morning (2nd in Australia) and freaked and went to school depressed!!!!! I always forget the tim difference!!!

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I bought this until i thought about the solo albums. Urrrrr!

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this was so cruel why did u guys do it. i love hatp

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Gotta say, when I clicked the music link, I half expected to be rickrolled.

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