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Days of Our Castle
Starring:
PotterBoy
Elladora
Guest Credits:
Laura
Herbert
Hufflebug
Random Midget #1
Backup Midget #37
Gargoyle Animated statue
Headless Gargoyle no. 8340693

I’ll settle for that as long as I get the nom for best actor!

Hold up, how come you get your name first? It is alphabetically correct to have my name first you know


Thankfully we have categories for both Best Actor and Best Actress. . . :)
Though since I’ve been in two episodes, I have a numerical advantage over you, at this time, ES!! Bwahahahaha!!! The Academy can see more of my work! My moving performances before our Headmistress’ State of the Castle address and also last night!!!

I dont’ know I never watch awards, I didn’t realize there was more than one group..

ARGH! I HAVE RETURNED!
throws a rock at PotterBoy’s head and kidnaps him

Never watched award shows????
ohhhhhh, I feel faint!!!


BAHAHAHAH!
skips a way with a body over shoulder



Oh no PB!!!!
The evil Midget has returned!!!!
Getting my ninja bug gear!!!
ES let’s rescue him!!! Is Laura/Herbert still here????


Midget!! Come back here!
Aims at the Midget
Petrificus totalus


Gahhaahhm you must try harder than that!
You fight like a squib you little bug!

Ahh, excellent Laura/Herbert you’re here!!!
Herbert being a Trusty Steed, he can outrun the Midget!
ES ready the rock cookies you were going to give MM earlier!





Ahh, the Midget is now under my sway!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


That does not work on me!
You must try harder if you really want this pathetic excuse of a boy back!


wakes up a little
ELLAAAA SAVEEEE MEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
takes another rock to the head

Midget you will put PB down and start doing an Irish jig to “Everybody Do the Dinosaur!!!”

Midget you will put PB down and start doing an Irish jig to “Everybody Do the Dinosaur!!!”
Aaah ES has fainted!!!
transforms pistachio bowl into portkey, sending ES to Madame Pomfrey’s

starts doing a jig
lalalalla
JUST KIDDING
STUPEFY

Aims at Midget!!!
Levicorpus!!!!
Throws PB his wand!!!! Which is now poking him on the head to wake him up!



wakes up
REDUCTO!
Midget no more!
runs to Hospital Wing to check on ES

Ahh, excellent Fabian is back!!!
And PB has woken!!
wraps up Midget in those silvery ropes

FABIAN! I have reason to believe you are working with the Midget!
STUPEFY
Gah! that will teach me to import Sri Lankan midgets for dramatic scene purposes..




points wand at Fabian
CONFRINGO
Agh! I missed!
EXPULSO



Black belts are useless when it comes to magic!
and when i use this!
Impedimenta!



No Huff!
He let the midget out of its cage so it could attack me!

“Black belts are useless when it comes to magic”!!! Have you never seen the ninja wizard LOTR clip

No he DID NOT! Fabian’s only interests are figure skating karate and me!

I cannot believe that! Look at his innocent face! He was here to check on ES!!!
The Midget was revived by the Most Malevolent Ministry of Midgets!!
