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Posted by: Melissa
April 02, 2008, 04:16 AM

All right, that’s enough – the bogus predictions and news tips were one thing but the drinking on the job just puts her over the edge. We’ve sadly told Sybill she can no longer post news here, but we have escorted her safely back to Hogwarts, where we hear has taken up decoupage and cribbage. We hope you guys had fun having her around!

(PS:

Harry and the Potters are back together.

Dan Radcliffe has been re-convinced to bare all in Equus in September.

Rick Astley has not been cast as Bill or any other Weasley, though we can’t say with certainty that the video bears no resemblance on the forthcoming movie. Under embargo, you know.)

;)

Oh, and we hear it was April Fool’s yesterday? Boy, we sure hope none of you fell for any lame jokes!

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64 Comments

Alyonka

Thanks for this extremly funny fake news!I laughed so hard…..

Posted by Alyonka on April 02, 2008, 11:50 AM report to moderator
budb

Perhaps Sybill could return, just once a year in late December, to give her HP predictions for the year to come?

Posted by budb on April 02, 2008, 12:07 PM report to moderator
Confederate Lady

What in the wide, wide world of Quidditch is “RickRolled”? Well, [ROFLMAO!] I guess I know now. That was fantastic,yesterday, and YES [being completely “honest” and “candid” I was lame enough to fall for it! [STILL laughing] Leaky has now given a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Gotcha!” :D

Posted by Confederate Lady on April 02, 2008, 12:21 PM report to moderator
lacey

i completely fell for all of the jokes because i didn’t remember what day it was…....i feel stupid

Posted by lacey on April 02, 2008, 12:22 PM report to moderator
Confederate Lady

budb! What a fantastic idea! It would certainly “brighten up” the Holidays! Wadda ya think, Leaky? ROFLMAO! I’d CERTAINLY look forward to it! XD

Posted by Confederate Lady on April 02, 2008, 12:25 PM report to moderator
marillawhite

pretty sure the reason they are less believable is because we, by now, expect this from our fandom…

Posted by marillawhite on April 02, 2008, 12:44 PM report to moderator
Mountain Violet

‘twas a funny one, Leaky, congratulations. See you next year!

Posted by Mountain Violet on April 02, 2008, 01:00 PM report to moderator
Mountain Violet

“I’m a little (very) disappointed that Leaky didn’t seem to wish Fred and George a happy birthday? I was fairly certain April Fools’ was it, and I thought it very fitting. Shouldn’t we have been celebrating their 30th?”—Posted by Jess on April 02, 2008 @ 04:57 AM

Jess, Fred and George were mentioned as soon as JKR’s site did, that is, late March 31 here in the States.

Posted by Mountain Violet on April 02, 2008, 01:03 PM report to moderator
mykelrune

hahahaha…Leaky rocks! loved the jokes and fun. :D

Posted by mykelrune on April 02, 2008, 01:11 PM report to moderator
Bjorn

Sorry to see Sybill go. Leaky could use such a “columnist” among all its news items.

Please reconsider. (I’m serious)

Posted by Bjorn on April 02, 2008, 01:54 PM report to moderator
Mark

I love cribbage!

Posted by Mark on April 02, 2008, 01:57 PM report to moderator
Light Angel

LOL! I wish I’d had you for a teacher when I was in school, Jutti! Great Job!

Posted by Light Angel on April 02, 2008, 02:17 PM report to moderator
Kiwi Mc I

Ha Ha your right Chris A, Newell definetly missed out on a treat there, imagine Ron and Hermione fighting with Never Gonna Give You Up playing in the background! Genius. And yeah Saria I thought that message would end with that too, whoops

Posted by Kiwi Mc I on April 02, 2008, 02:51 PM report to moderator
Courteni

Ugh. That lady was HOT mess. Thanks for firing her. Dan’s naked again? ...crap. I thought it was a joke because there’s a specific reason for his nudity (fornication) but hmmm…i dunno if i’m seeing it anymore lol

Posted by Courteni on April 02, 2008, 02:52 PM report to moderator
Em

Oh dear… I fell for them all :P

Posted by Em on April 02, 2008, 03:20 PM report to moderator
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