"Some of the books the Ministry's confiscated... there was one that burned your eyes out. And everyone who read [i]Sonnets of a Sorcerer[/i] spoke in limericks for the rest of their lives. And some old witch in Bath had a book that you could [i]never stop
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"The Leaky Song" by Brad Mehlenbacher of Draco and the Malfoys