Harry:What?
Me:Just Kidding
Harry:(picks Up His Wand) Avada Kedavra!
Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Under-Age Sorcery:You’r Fired,No More Harry Potter Movies For You
Me:NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo XP

Really!? Snape turns out to be good guy…

correction- Caption: Really!? Snape turn out to be a good guy?…

“Ron, Hermione! Come on! Get a room!”

So you’re telling me that I end up with Ron’s little sister, my godfather is a wrongly convicted mass murderer, Voldemort comes back from the dead, Dumbledore is killed by Snape, and my two best friends and I go on a prolonged camping trip in order to finally destroy the little pieces of Voldemort’s soul that are scattered around the country in highly valuable magical artifacts?
…Yeah, and Dudley finally goes on a weight-loss program, too. Psshh.

“did you just say that TWILIGHT is better than me?”

“You think Edward’s better than me…Wow..Someone’s mental…”

I love all of these, especially CarinaPotter’s, I’m not gonna type it because its very long, and I also love the one about his life becoming a musical =P
Here is my attempt =P
“So, you’re saying that the wait list for Pigfarts is around the moon, literally, and I have to go to Hogwarts until my name gets moved up?!?!? But, they have a headmster lion!!! Who can talk!!!!”

“So your telling me, that I am the chosen one, survived the killing curse twice, and defeated the Dark Lord, and I have only kissed two girls, one of which was crying? Really?!

“Owls? Couldn’t Hogwarts have just emailed me???”

When we grow up I’m letting the Dementor Kiss you!

how much longer shall i have to sufer the wrath of ickle Duddykins?

Ideas to kill Voldemort. Number 436: The Look of Death

So this ‘Umbridge’ person will be worse than Snape? Suuuure…

Harry to Dudley: Yeah, I use duct tape on my glasses. Maybe you should try some on your mouth as part of your diet.