Happy Birthday, Percy Weasley!

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Aug 22, 2011

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August 22nd marks the 35th birthday of Percy Ignatius Weasley, Headboy extraordinaire and 3rd eldest Weasley brother. We hope you’ll join us at Leaky in wishing Percy a most excellent birthday!





43 Responses to Happy Birthday, Percy Weasley!

Avatar Imagehermionierox57 says: Happy Birthday Percy!! Glad to see you're not fighting with your dad anymore.Avatar Imagehermionierox57 says: Happy Birthday Percy!! Glad to see you're not fighting with your dad anymore.Avatar Imagehermionierox57 says: My mistakeAvatar ImageJoRowlingRocks says: There's only half an hour of it left in his native land haha!Avatar ImageMoonlitFox says: Happy Birthday Percy!!Avatar Imagecamila_black08 says: Happy Birthday Percy! -so creative :PAvatar ImageLunaLuver says: Happy Birthday Percy! Guess you arent a total git after all, lol. ;)Avatar Imagealexweasley12 says: happy birthday ! would he really be 35 ?!?!Avatar ImageGvantsa says: Happy birthday Percy!Avatar Imagejuhuudi says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY!!Avatar Imageprofessor_potter says: Happy 35th Birthday Percy!! (I'm so glad you aren't a complete git anymore, and you made up with your family!)Avatar ImageWeenyOwl says: In honor of Percy's birthday, I would like to recycle the lyrics I wrote from his point of view for the Singing Crones. It's a filk of a very well-known Gilbert & Sullivan patter song, 'I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General,' from 'The Pirates of Penzance.' It's much funnier if you know the tune, as the words have to be crammed in very fast! I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MINION OF THE MINISTRY (to the tune of ‘I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General,’ by W. S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan, from ‘The Pirates of Penzance’: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAl8XqbejI) I am the very model of a minion of the Ministry I disapprove of magic even slightly dark or sinist’r-y And I’m your man if ever you might need to know important stuff Like how to tell if cauldron bottoms aren’t really up to snuff When I go home on holidays I don’t sit on the couch a lot I hole up in my room and write reports for Mr. Crouch a lot And even though my siblings are all noisy and intractable They’ll surely find that when it comes to work I’m not distractable I’m really much too busy to be friendly or convivial Obsessing on minutiae lesser minds consider trivial And even though my boss is still addressing me as Weatherby I am the very model of a minion of the Ministry Perhaps in time I’ll be allowed to call my boss Bartemius I’m privileged to work for an administrative genius The tenses of two hundred languages the man can freely parse And, if he asks in any one of them, I’d gladly kiss his…shoes My robes are quite conservative, my hygiene is impeccable Upon my shoulders not a speck of dandruff is detectable I keep my shoes so shiny, I could see my own reflection there – That is, if I could keep my nose from always being in the air Although I laugh at Crouch’s jokes, I don’t approve of levity And when I’m told to jump, I ask ‘How high?’ with gracious brevity So any prudent witch or wizard absolutely must agree I am the very model of a minion of the Ministry Now none of us is perfect, and I’ve made a small mistake or two Like scoffing at the evidence of the return of You-Know-Who And overlooking Crouch’s being under the Imperius But these were technicalities, and nothing very serious You see, Dolores Umbridge warned me not to heed young Potter’s lies And questioning authority to me has always seemed unwise I never think creatively, I traffic in the actual For when you’re a factotum, all your factoids must be factual I always do as I am told – this isn’t a democracy – And I am confident that I will rise through the bureaucracy If anyone needs further proof, Cornelius Fudge promoted me I am the very model of a minion of the Ministry!Avatar ImageFree Elf says: Happy Birthday Percy! Avatar Imageharrypotter4258 says: Happy Birthday Perce :)Avatar Imagevkooly says: Happy Birthday Perce!Avatar ImageKiwiBrian says: Happy Birthday, Percy WeasleyAvatar Imagekyrstalkris says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY! :) I don't get why people hate him, he's not that horrible!Avatar Imagejacket says: Happy Birthday Percy!Avatar ImageCorruptedNethicite says: Happy Birthday Percy!!!Avatar ImageWON_TWO says: Happy Birthday...Avatar Imageamelia 1-2-3- says: happy b day!!!!!!!!!!!Avatar ImageAshBirdie says: Happy birthday Percy!Avatar ImageMelly96 says: Happy Birthday!!!!!! :)Avatar Imagemencia says: happy birthday PercyAvatar ImageHBPFan says: Dear Percy, Happy Birthday, many happy returns!! :D @WeenyOwl, that was excellent!! :D Avatar ImageFleur-de- Lily says: Happy Birthday, Percy Weasley!Avatar Imagepurplewitch_30 says: Happy Birthday, Percy!!! Avatar Imagehonigmuffin says: Happy Birthday :) Also, WeenyOwl, you're a genius ;)Avatar Imageagarwalsonika7 says: Happy Birthday, Percy!Avatar Imagehermione_dobby says: Hey Perce Happy 35th BirthdayAvatar ImageAnaconda Beastie says: Happy birthday Perce!! don't let boys play in the corridors!!Avatar Imagesessionka says: Happy Belated Birthday!!! So Happy you came around!!!Avatar Imagemolly43 says: Happy Belated Birthday, Percy Weasley!Avatar ImageG.Weasley says: Happy Birthday Percy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)Avatar Imagekiwimci says: Good tune WeenyOwl, happy birthday Perce I'm enjoying your story again whilst rereading the seriesAvatar Imagejyassa says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!Avatar Imagemuggleborn525 says: Oops, I'm a day late. Happy Belated Birthday, Percy!Avatar Imagegirlatty1 says: I can't top that entire song - but Happy Birthday Percy!Avatar Imagemoglet says: @Weeny: Great to see that brilliant filk here to celebrate Percy's perfectionist and obsequious personality! Thank goodness he came to his senses eventually...Happy Birthday Percy.Avatar ImageBlack Diamond 17 says: Happy Birthday Percy!!Avatar ImageAsta says: Happy Birthday Percy!!!Avatar ImageFresca says: Happy Birthday, Percy, and kudos to weeny owl for the terrific and imaginative reuse of The very model of amajor-General! Wonderful words, Wenny owl.Avatar ImageGiant Squid says: Happy (belated) birthday Percy! And great lyrics WeenyOwl!

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