Hem, Hem! April Edition of The Quibbler Online


Mar 31, 2009

Posted by EdwardTLC

The Quibbler has been taken over! Leaky’s information publication giving you “all the news you won’t find anywhere else,” is now set to give you “all the news you need to know” with its new Editor-In-Chief: Dolores Jane Umbridge. A new look, design, and editorial voice await you in our new “no-nonsense” issue for the month of April. In this orderly and proper issue, Dolores sets forth the new order, while giving you information on how to best serve the Ministry of Magic, the revolt against dung heaps, the proper cup of tea, and much more. Dolores also answers a number of questions from the readers and showcases a number of her most favorite creatures throughout the issue. Ministry-approved games, puzzles, and riddles are still a part of this issue, which also features so much more within its pages. Please assemble in an orderly fashion and download this issue in PDF form right here, or via zipped file at this link.

Those interested in contributing to future issues of The Quibbler can do so by emailing [email protected] You can also join in on The Quibbler discussion over on our Leaky Lounge forums, and check out all previously published issues right here.

Many thanks as always to the most creative team behind The Quibbler: DorisTLC, Dragonsinger, Dreamteam, Evreka, Harry’s Horntail, Iheartprofessorsnape, Janemarple9, Jcoconnor, Lirene, Rudius Hagrid, SeverineSnape, SnapesSister, wordsaremagic. We’d also like to thank guest contributors for this issue: Clare and Alysaw.


27 Responses to Hem, Hem! April Edition of The Quibbler Online

Avatar ImageNiphai says: Yay, I love the Quibbler *goes off to read it*Avatar ImageLeander21 says: this is awesomeAvatar ImageJustSuperMione says: Oh yay a Ministry approved Quibbler, just what I've always wanted. And the best way to make tea - we all need some of that. This will be MEGA!!! Going to read now... I hope this issue will be deicated to the Weasley Twin's birthday seeing as they were her MOST favourite students.Avatar ImageSopheline says: Cute :D I'm especially loving the pink and the kittens! (never mind that it's a day early =)Avatar ImageGarden State Geek says: Yah gotta love the Quibbler. Hem hem. Avatar ImageZiadM says: nice picture of umbridge :/Avatar Imagebudgie says: A great April Fool's issue. I noticed even the picture distribution was in keeping with Umbridge's sensibilities.Avatar ImageCool Grandma2 says: Hmmm I will have to check out this new Quibbler. Umbridge? Don't know about that.Avatar Imagephantomdave79 says: Ugh! Umbridge. How did she get out of Azkaban? And who the hell would give her a job that involves any kind of authority?!?!Avatar Imagewrockin_maddie says: the new Quibbler is amazing! (:Avatar Imagegreatpetie83 says: I like the kitten wallpaper, where can I get it?Avatar ImageAgrippa1 says: LOL - great April Fools issue!Avatar Imagecheeserpleaser says: I will have to read it this weekend! It looks interesting.Avatar Imagehermyone08 says: An Umbridge Quibbler? She's such a toad face... Avatar ImageBeAchL0veEr05 says: I'm going to read it now... *opens like a newspaper and begins* :DAvatar ImageGryfindorprincess09 says: Hem hem love the April fools additionAvatar Imagemaera-kyrie says: I actually shuddered when I saw the words "Hem hem". Oof.Avatar Imageangelac123 says: Awesome! I love the Quibbler!Avatar Imagetrontech says: That was a truly dreadful read...which I am sure was your intent. Happy April Fool's day ps, Leaky was all messed up yesterday, and my Internet Explorer got so funky that I had to install Firefox. Glad to see you back. Boo to viruses!Avatar ImageX-Lillie-Lovegood-X says: Umbridge would have a heart pulputation if she saw the Quibbler lmaoAvatar ImageTonks1 says: Very Cool!.. I'll have to read later, at work.Avatar Imagerebel says: aaaahh!!! Umbridge!!!!Avatar Imagemugglemom4 says: You guys are awesome. Avatar Imagelinnie95 says: This should be pretty distastful. Yuck Umbridge!!!!!!!!!Avatar Imagecrossbones217 says: Umbridge?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? That'll be messed up. Probably fun to laugh at though.Avatar Imagebecmajec says: haha awesomeAvatar Imagenoe_lover_42 says: ok cool :)

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