Standardized Testing – The Dementor of Education Part II
Jul 25, 2008
Posted by DorisUncategorized
Guest blog from Kadi:
A very special thanks to Kadi, who despite the reputation of being the “evile one” amongst her friends, is really an awesome teacher to a very wonderful group of kids. Thanks Kadi for helping me round out this blog topic from the point of view of an elementary teacher who teaches student’s with special needs.
In some Skyping with Doris the other night she told me she called
standardized tests the “Dementors of Education” which¦ maybe you have to be
a teacher to really appreciate it but seriously *dead* That’s right. She
slayed me with that.
I recently finished out my school year as a gypsy Special Education teacher.
So let me just lay down my own 2 knuts on standardized testing, a direct result of No Child
Left Behind aka Voldemort’s Decree.
Say a third grade special child is reading on a first grade level. This
student has an Individualized Education Plan (IEP) and modifications for
everything they do in the classroom and YET they are required to take the
same third grade level test as every other student. If they fail said test
and have never failed a grade before they must repeat the grade, no matter
what their grades reflect (or so it goes in my state, I imagine other states vary).
I can hear your reaction. I know. I KNOW.
Anyway, onto a far more amusing thought¦ What if Dudley had a 504?
http://specialchildren.about.com/od/504s/f/504faq1.htm A 504 would not put
Dudley in Special Education but it could provide him with some support for
We can all probably agree that Dudley was clearly spoiled rotten but his
inability to sit for more that 5 seconds without entertainment or food would
also probably be diagnosed these days as some form of Attention Deficit
Disorder. His tendencies towards bullying and lack of empathy were most
likely created by environment and not of his natural disposition but still¦
sociopath? LOL ok, a total stretch¦ but seriously, if we tried hard
enough we could attach some sort of disability to this kid in order to
provide him with a 504? Methinks, yes.
Which begs the question; would providing him accommodations at school have
made him a better student or possibly a better person?
Every one of us has had “that teacher” that to this day you remember. For
some small action, some effort, some wisdom they left with you. I mean,
that’s partly why I became a teacher. Supposing though that Dudley had had
“that teacher” write and enact his 504. Imagine the possibilities¦
* Some example accommodations:
* special seating away from other students
* a safe place for him to go be angry without repercussions
* separation from other students known to adversely affect him
* behavioral shaping (rewarding the behaviors you want
and ignoring the unfavorable behaviors)
* use of a timer to expand his time spent on task
* use of a behavioral chart
* use of food as an incentive for on task behavior
* alter tasks by shortening them or providing breaks
The list goes on and on.
Of course all the help a teacher could give couldn’t replace the home
environment fostering the crazy. At least though being at Smeltings, it
would have kept him out of his house and in a place where said miracle
worker could do some magic.
So, what do you think? Anyone forsee some scenarios? Am I just typing this
way too late at night?
> Slytherbites from,
P.S. Kadikins is the Director of Academic Programming, aka Head Nerd, aka
Slytherin for Smarts, for the upcoming LeakyCon Conference in Boston 2009.
She thinks you should seriously consider writing a proposal when submissions
P.P.S. Kadi would also like to thank Doris for letting her blather on
Kadikins (lounge name Kadi – Darth Kadar to her friends) is the Director of Academic Programming, aka Head Nerd, aka Slytherin for Smarts, for the upcoming LeakyCon Conference in Boston 2009. She thinks you should seriously consider writing a proposal when submissions open!