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Winners of 'Ears to Fred and George Contest Announced
LeakyLoungeIn the lead up to the birthday of Weasley Twins Fred and George, the winners of the Ears to Fred and George Contest are ready to be announced. In February, we asked you to send us your ideas for a new, and possibly better, ear joke for George. After many amazing and hilarious submissions, the winners of this contest are:
1st Place – Amber
”’Eh? What’s that you say?” George asked, cupping the hole where his ear had been.
“I SAID, WHERE’S HARRY?” Ron bellowed as his mother walked in.
George looked confused…
“Oh, no, it’s not just your ear that you lost. Your hearing’s gone, too!” Molly fretted.
“Oh, don’t worry, mum,” George said immediately. “The hearing loss is only selective.”
2nd Place – MalfoyDiva
Fred: You okay George?
George: I’m great! I’m going to be an amazing Quidditch player now!
Fred: Why is that?
George: Less wind resistance!
3rd Place – MalfoyDiva
Fred: Sorry you lost your ear mate.
George: Well you know what they say, ‘Ear today gone Tomorrow’!
1st Place – Nobodey
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes An extendable ear is better than no ear at all!
2nd Place – Nobodey
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes! Now 25 percent less earwax!
3rd Place – Jukilum
“No more ‘in one ear and out the other’!”
Congratulations to all!
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awesome jokes! congrats to the winners and to everyone who entered. :D
LOL! I love these congrats to everyone!!!!
Those are really funny! Wish I could invent some jokes!
The first one is terrible (Selective hearing), but the rest are utterly brilliant! Love ‘Em!
there all actually quite rubbish
i know better ear related jokes , but there all filthy so i wont divulge
there all actually quite rubbish
i know better ear related jokes , but there all filthy so i wont divulge
hahahaha! :D I love the ” ‘No more ‘in the ear and out the other!’ ” That one cracked me up. And the first place was a bit surprising , actually ….. =\
Okay, where’s the joke in the first one. I’m not getting it. ????
when i read first place i was like ohhh no these are gonna suck. but the rest are better…
LOL I love them all, congrats guys! My favorites are “Ear today gone tomorrow!” and “No more ‘in one ear and out the other’!”
Hehe i thought the first one was clever it made me go hehe i like all of the other ones as well i had a huge smile when i read them!
Yeah! I’ve got two comments on mine so far! (3rd place Non-Dialog)
can you not make fun of the jokes? some of us worked really hard on them.
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wheee! first in they are pretty good , real fred and geoge class humor